This happened today

Geometry
Me: *doing a review paper*
Chr: *comes in and sets his backpack on his desk*
Me: *not looking at him* G'mornin' Chr.
Chr: Hey Pidge.
Me: How- "Pidge"?
Chr: *smirks and sits* ••
Sha: *walks in* How ya doin', Chr?
Chr: Meh. Living-
Jus: *walks in* Sha?
Sha: *turns around*
Jus: How do you know this...this clown?!
Sha: I-I...u-uh-
Chr: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Sha, are you cheating on me?!
Sha: *nervous laughter* N-no honey! Why would you think I would be cheating on-
Jus: Wait... why the hell'd you call him "honey"?!
Sha: U-um...
Jus: You have 2 seconds to explain yourself right now!!
Sha: It's not what it looks like, dear!!
Me: *mentally* What the fuck is happening?!
Chr: "Dear"?!
Sha: *whispers* Oh fuck...
Whole Class: *watching*
Jus: *cries* How could you do this to me?! To us?!
Chr: What do you mean "us"-There'd better not be an "us" between you two!! *points to Sha and Jus*
Sha: There is-isn't-is-dAMMIT!!
Jus: F-fine!! If you want HIM so badly instead of me, I want a divorce!! And I'm taking our children with me!!
Mr: *walks in with papers*
Mr: *sees the scene*
Mr: O-O
Mr: *turns around and walks out*
Jus: *gathering his backpack* Goodbye and fUCK YOU!! *marches out of the door*
Sha: *looks at Chr*
Chr: Don't look at me like that!!
Sha: Like what?! I'm just looking at you!!
Chr: Well you won't need to anymore!! Cuz we. Are. DONE!!! *walks out*
Sha: *faces the class* And scene!
Whole class: ... o-O
Me: I am scared, confused, and satisfied as hell... What the hell was that?!
Chr: *comes back in* Improv class homework.
Sha: We had to make an improv scene at any point of the day with more than one person as our audience.
Jus: *trying to lure Mr back into the class* It's okay. It was just improv. Uh guys, Mr's not coming close. He's like a scared animal. •••

••I'm pretty sure Ale has something to do with that

•••I WISH I had recorded that!!!