This happened today

Me, Kam, and Sea: *at home*
Everyone Else: *getting stuff for the bachelor and bachelorette parties*
Me: Uncle Sea-
Sea: Yes Sweetie?
Me: What do you think of these?
Me: *shows him this*

Sea: Whoa, that's a lotta dicks.
Kam: What?!? *looks at my phone*
Sea: Wait- *takes my phone* these aren't dicks. These are 1s. Regardless, who's the baker between you two?
Kam: I can't bake for shit.
Sea: So that leaves you.
Me: I can.
Sea: Call your father and tell him to get cookie cutters that look like 1s and just hang up. These are going to be at BOTH parties tonight!!!
Kam: Sea!!!
Sea: *stands up triumphantly* It's BRILLIANT!!
Kam: *arches an eyebrow*
Me: Hey, he's gonna be your stepdad.