Me: *on the phone with Ale*
Ale: Okay, well I gotta go help Jak and my das load up the kayaks into the pickup.
Me: Mkay.
Ale: I love you, and have fun at dinner and the wedding.
Me: I love you too. Have fun kayaking with Dar and his family.
Ale: Okay. Bye beautiful.
Me: Bye cutie.
Ale and Me: *hangs up*
Me: *goes upstairs*
Me: *starts eating popcorn*
5 Minutes Later
Me: *realizes*
Me: He did it.
Me: He said it.
Me: HE FUCKIN SAID IT!!
Dad: Hey!! You can swing the "s-word", but ya don't swing the "f-word"!
Me: After 4 fuckin months of hearing myself say it to him, I finally heard him say it to me!!!