Idk what it was, but something made me think of a funny moment that happened in my 8th grade English class and 8th grade History class today.

English:

*about mid-April*

Teacher: *holds up a packet that is 20 pages long and a half an inch thick* Okay students, the Final Exam that I was talking about last month, this is it, right in my hand. It is worth 550 points, it is 20 pages long, it is front and back, and it is worth about HALF of your final quarter grade for this class. I expect you to study hard for this because if you don't, you- *shuts door* you're f*cking screwed. *drops the exam on his desk*

Class: *laughs cuz "OMG TEACHER CUSSED IN CLASS OMG OMG OMG!!1!"*

Teacher: Also, don't tell Principal C I said anything. I need this job, even if it means putting up with kids like (Person A).

Class: *Laughs*

Person A: *raises hand* Excuse me? Surely you can't be serious about this?

Teacher: *looks up papers* I am serious, and don't call me "Shirley"!

Class: ???

My 3 friends and I: *bursts into a laughing fit*

Friend A: Nice!!

Friend B: *laughed so hard, I can't hear them AND I'M SITTING NEXT TO THEM!!*

Friend C: *giggling* Dat "Airplanes" reference doe!!

Me: Auntie M!! Auntie M!! Auntie M!!

Friends and I: *laughs harder*

Teacher: *to the rest of the class* There's a reason why they're in the back of the class.

History:

*when we were learning about Ancient Rome*

Teacher: And so, Cesar-

Friend A: Wait, so, you mean like "Julius Cesar", right?

Teacher: Yes, (Friend), JULius. He was a fine-looking gem! *chuckles and sips his coffee*

Class: *cricket noises*

Teacher: Get it? JULius? Gem? JUL, Jewel? Gem? Man, I'll tell you what, when it comes the middle of the day, you guys need something; a ration of food, maybe something to drink, a sense of humor, a nice nap?

Friend B: Yeah Mr. E, a nap actually sounds pretty great right now.

Teacher: *smiles* Yeah Conner, it does. *sips his coffee*

Class: *cricket noise*

Teacher: Guys, am I really THAT boring?

Friend C: *lets his head fall to the desk* 

Friend B: *shoots up and tries to reach for him* NU!! BOBBI!! MAH BAEBEE!! *shakes Friend C* WAKEY, WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!!

Class and Teacher: *laughing fit*

Friend C: *shakes Friend B off* Calm down Conner, I'm just tired.

Teacher: *wipes his eyes* Oh you two!

Class: *quiet for 20 minutes*

Friend A: OOOOOHHHHH!!! Now I get the "Julius Cesar" joke!!

Boop (^-^)/