Wis: Mrs. A, wanna hear some good news?
Teacher: Oh Brother Wis, you know I love good news!
Wis: *Kid* got me naked during lunch today.
Teacher: o-O
Class: o-O
Friend 1: *holds up his hand* "...I don't like where this is goin."
Me and Kid in the back: Ayy!! JonTron!!
Teacher: W-wh-what do you mean, "naked"?
Wis: *pulls a Naked bottle out of his backpack* Naked!
Friend 1: *gets up* No. I can't. I gotta leave. *grabs his stuff and walks to the doorway*
Wis: *points to bottle * Joke.
Friend 1: Listen, there's a lot to see in this life, not wastin it here. *leaves*
Class: •_•
Teacher: •_•
Friend 2: *points at the door* Did-did he really...just?
Kid from the back: *runs up front and looks out to the hall* *peeks back in* He's halfway down the hall. *peers back out* Hey buddy! Mrs. A cancelled Standard-Form Intercept, we're doing Slope-Intercept now!
Friend 1: *runs back in* I CAN PASS CLASS NOW!!!
Wis: Welcome back. *smirks* Wanna get Naked? *holds up the bottle*