But I found the funny how I woke up this morning.

Me: *asleep on the pull out couch*
Me: *having a nightmare*
Mom: Ruthie?
Stepdad: Ruthie?
Mom: Ruthie?
Me: *flinches*
Stepdad: Ruthie?
Mom: She's still asleep, isn't she?
*Something bad happens in my nightmare that brings me to*
Me: *sneezes*
Mom: Now she's awake!
Me: *rubbing my nose and laughing*