What the fuck is up you internet basement dwellers. I haven't written in this book in like... wait it's only been like 9 months (don't you dare fucking fact check me on that.) jesus it feels longer. 

Anyway, in addition to the new fucking cover image (yes, I did that shit myself, go ahead and clap) it's time for another round of...

RETRO LOSES HIS LAST FUCKING BRAINCELL ANSWERING THE INTERNET'S SHITTY QUESTIONS

1. Any scars?

Yes, many, too many, too many to count.

2. Self-Harmed?

Yes, and I'm not going further. You're a sicker fuck than I am if you like reading about shit like this.

3. Crush?

Don't have one at the moment. I got college next year, so I'm taking a step out of the dating pool for the most part and focusing on school.

4. Kissed anyone?

Quite a few times actually, it's a wonderful, yet addictive feeling.

5. Coke or Pepsi.

Coke? as in that pure columbian? oh wait you mean the drink. Still coke. 

6. Someone I hate?

I don't really hate as much as I despise, and I could mention one of the people on that list in this tag, but out of what little respect I have for them, I won't. 

7. Best friends?

Obviously, Le Garcons, and another gc between me and two of my anime-loving friends, is that even a question?

8. Drank alcohol?

No comment. 

9. Done drugs?

I've taken prescribed medication and have done a few other things that I won't bring up here.

10. Dream job?

I'm going to the educational field the moment I get my degree. Yes, I hate money. 

11. Ever been in love?

Yeah, I've been in love a few times, maybe twice. Love is a rather complicated word. 

12. Last time I cried?

uhhhhhhh the week before and the week of thanksgiving of last year. Had a rough breakup.

13. Favorite color?

a dark blue

14. Height?

six foot three inches

15. Birthday?

June 19th. which is in fourteen days

16. Eye color?

Brown, and a very weird shade of it.

17. Hair color?

Technically blonde, although it's more of a brown now, hence why I labelled my hair color as brown on my passport.

18. What do you love?

I love a lot of things, obviously the collection, but there are things, far more important. Friends topping that list by far.

19. Obsession?

Recently? the Bakumatsu Era of Japanese History. I have a book out on it, go read it you fuck. 

20. Do I love someone?

Depends on your definition. I love a lot of people (you know who you are), but I can't say I love anyone at the current moment.

21. Kiss or hug?
If you're asking me which I prefer, I can't really pick one, especially when it comes to significant others. I don't really hug friends unless I 100% trust them.

22. Nickname?

Retro. it's been that way since middle school. Hell even some of my new school friends call me that.

23. Favorite Song?

In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins

24. Favorite Band?

Huey Lewis and The News


What? I'm a fucking 80s rock fan stfu.

25. Worst Thing Ever?

Disloyal people who surround themselves with people who only validate them.

Let this be a lesson about friendship, true friends speak their mind, and will tell you when they think you're wrong, but they don't abandon you while you pick yourself up. 

26. Best Thing Ever? 

Friendship, by far. I wouldn't have gotten anywhere without my friends. 

27. Near Death Experience?

I've had my fair share of em. Like nearly being hit by a senile old bitch in a gmc truck while riding on my scooter. 

28. Ever Dated?

Yes. Six times. I get bitches, I think we've more than established that. 

29. Worst Mistake?

Too many to count. 

30. Special Talents?

I can play my teeth as a musical instrument. No, you do not wanna see me do it. 

31. Someone I can tell everything to?

Le Garcons, obviously, and a few others.

32. Ever lost a loved one?

I've lost grandparents, a dog, and an ex-girlfriend. 

33. Do I believe in love?

Yes. I would be a hypocrite if I said otherwise. 

34. Someone I hate?

I've actually tried to let go of a lot that. I really only "hate" one person and I have every reason to considering what they did (and what they still continue to do). 

35. Am I okay?

No I'm not okay I just answered 34 of the internet's stupidest fucking questions. 

OKAYYYYY there's the first fucking tag in like a year. eat it up because I doubt I'll be doing another soon.