Naruto here

So somebody decided to have a perverted contest. I ended up winning after they found out what lemon and smut were and that I read that kind of stuff. 

But while it was going I said something along the lines of "my dick is infinity and beyond. It is everywhere. That means you are breathing my dick right now." Yeah if that doesn't show you how messed up our books are gonna be then I don't know what will. And honestly I am surprised they didn't surrender after I said that. But yeah I am pretty perverted.