Pick Up Lines
So pick-up lines are really interesting to me especially the nerdy or cheesy ones So have a few.
You must have used tail whip, because that booty is leaving me defenseless.
If I told you that you had a great body, Would you hold it against me?
I'd buy you a drink but, I'd be jealous of the glass...
Are you an appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach is making me want to take you out.
Let's flip a coin. Heads I'm yours, Tails You're mine.
The only colossal Titan here is the one in my pants.
Why don't you make like a Titan and eat me.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause' I can see myself in your pants.
You know why I'm like a squirrel? Cause' I wanna bury my nuts in you.
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
Damn, your ass is bigger than my future.
If I were a cat I'd spend all nine lives with you.
I think I might be a vampire. Cause I get thirsty when I look at you.
Can I punch you in the face?...with my lips?
Your body is 75% water and I'm thirsty.
I may be Batman(No really my friends actually call me Batman) but you are Robin my heart.
We can do it in the Batmobile.
There's a reason they call me Bat-MAN if you know what I mean
Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on.
I call him Little Deadpool, he breaks the fourth wall AND your bed.
Hi, I'm The Flash, AAANND we just had sex 47 times.
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Imma Hulk SMASH dat ass.
I wanna go all '50 shades of Jean Grey' on your fine ass.
Nothing stops the Juggernaut...from getting that booty!
I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with a GLORIOUS purpose! Yeah, right down here, Baby...that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaalll.
Riddle me this: If I asked you to be my girlfriend would the answer be the same as the answer to this one?
I am your world to rule, Babe.
As the last survivor of Kryton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
Going to bed eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin...
Oh, you will kneel before Zodd...
I hope you enjoyed them
~~Sasuke~~
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