Naruto: Wicked Hipster Pink
That needs to be a crayon
Sasuke: YESSSS
Naruto: Okay now we are making the names of the new crayon swag edition box with 24 crayons
1.Wicked Hipster Pink
Sasuke: 2. Percy Jackson Blue
Naruto: Omahgawd
3. Yolo
It ain't called yellow anymore
Sasuke: Yasss
1. Wicked Hipster Pink
2. Percy Jackson Blue
3. Yolo
4. ?
Naruto: Lol what if they had a crayon called period blood
Sasuke: OMG that's number 4.
*Timeskip*
Naruto: For our crayons pedo purple
Sasuke: Yass omg
Naruto: We are so weird
Sasuke: Ik

Naruto: Check our library
Too much gay
Lol AmeriPan
Sasuke: Facepalm
Naruto: All of the homo

Naruto: Omg this fic is so gay
Sasuke: The AmeriPan?
Omg I just realized AmeriCan
Naruto: Wow you just realized that
Slow claps
Sasuke: No I knew that but
We are AmeriCan
Naruto: How
Oh I see
But yeah I realized that months ago
I thought you were calling us America and Canada for a second
Sasuke: No. But American=AmeriCan
Naruto: I know
I realized it months ago
Sasuke: Well screw you
Naruto: Lol u just mad I realized something before you for the first time
I see u typin there
Sasuke: Haha no I'm mad you didn't tell me

Naruto: Lol I search PruCan smut and Phan smut pops up
Sasuke: ...wow
Naruto: I mean I'm not searching smut
Why would I do that
Sasuke: Pshh I wonder hmmm that couldn't have been you
Naruto: Ikr
U searched it to didn't you
Sasuke: ...maybe
U dunt know meh
Naruto: High five of shameless shame bruh

Sasuke: Yea ik but in like the past 10 minutes I've thought of like 50 ways to fire
Die*
Naruto: No 50 ways to fire
1. Russia's mixtape
2. Lego fire
3. Let England cook
Sasuke: No I'm pretty sure I meant die
Naruto: It was a joke
Sasuke: But England's cooking would probably do it

Naruto: Screw this I am moving to Canada
Cuz Canadians don't give a shit

Naruto: But like what to talk aboot
Sasuke: Aboot?
Are we in Canada?
Please say yes
Naruto: Dude yes
Sasuke: Whoooo

Naruto: I'd be in Canada any day
Sasuke: Same tho 🌚

Naruto: Mah sexuality lol
Yaoi
Drugs
Idk

Naruto: I know I lied to hime
That was the point
Hehe typo
Sasuke: Hime XD
Naruto: Now he is referred to as ohime sama

Naruto: Neruta
Neruta Everywhere

Naruto: Puttin up walls muthafuka
Puttin up walls
*small timeskip*
Sasuke: Defend me anyway XD
Naruto: I will
Walls muthafukin walls
Sasuke: Yep.
Naruto: Out of nowhere Eren bursts into the classroom
TITANS TITANS TITANS TITANS TITANS
me: EREN GO HAVE FUNTIME WITH LEVI
Sasuke: Omg Eren you better listen

Naruto: Don't fuck with my ships
Or I fuck up yo face
We are the Bitch Queens
So much trash is being thrown
Sasuke: Ikr

Naruto: Teleporting
I am the Wattpad Tardis
Sasuke: Omfg

Naruto: Do it
Listen to Shia Lebouff
Sasuke: I love cheesy pick up lines
Wait what?

Sasuke: Are you from France?
Because maDAMN
The only colossal Titan is in my pants
Naruto: Water isn't the only thing I'll strip for
Sasuke: Me to 'him' XD
You must have used tail whip, because that booty is leaving me defenseless
Naruto: You should actually say that to him
Sasuke: I'm going to XD
*le timeskip*
Sasuke: You must be an ice mage because you are giving me chills

Sasuke: And in an hour I'm going to be at dinner bored, and then I'm a hottub bored
In*
Naruto: No u are going to become a hottub
Sasuke: Yep
Naruto: U will have people come into you to get you warm and then leave wet
XD
Sasuke: *pervertedly licks peanut butter off spoon*
Yep
Naruto: This is why we are friends
That and other reasons
Sasuke: Naw fo real
I have a spoon
With Honey Peanut Butter
And I'm pervertedly licking it
Naruto: Omahgawd I love that kind of peanut butter it lets me be even more of a fata$$
Sasuke: Same tho
I'm like I have 60$
I want more Honey Peanut Butter
But I need Hot Topic
Naruto: Same bruh
Same
Sasuke: I WANT THEM BOTH SOOO BAD
BUT I NEED HOT TOPIC
Naruto: Lol be like
I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MAH HOT TOPIC SHIRT
BECAUSE DRUGS
Sasuke: OMG THAT IS DEFILEMENT AND IF I DIDN'T LIVE FOR MY HOT TOPIC STUFF I WOULD DO IT
Naruto: SEE I HAVE IDEAS
Sasuke: Ok do I'm watching Archer and its like
'We are here to capture a coyoté which is espanol for people smuggler'
And yea you do
Naruto: LOL YOU KNOW WHAT IS AWESOME LANGUAGE FOR FIRE
MOTHER RUSSIA'S MIXTAPE
Sasuke: YAASSS IT'S LITERALLY ON FIRE
Naruto: I NEED DAT MIXTAPE
Sasuke: SAME
Naruto: AND I WILL USE IT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND REVIVE PRUSSIA
I'LL BE LIKE YOU DARE DEFY THE FANGIRLS U GET THROWN IN A VOLCANO
Sasuke: YASS

So I hate life. K? K. Peace tf out.

~~Sasuke~~