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New Messages

→Park Seonghwa created a group chat

→Park Seonghwa named the group 'Group Chat'

Song Mingi:
Shit what is this

Kim Hongjoong:
Hello guys

Choi Jongho:
Hi

Jung Yunho:
AYEEEE JUNG YUNHO
IN THE HOUSEEEE

Choi San:
AYEEE WUS POPPIN BITCH!!

Jung Yunho:
NOTHING MUCH WHAT
BOUT YOU HOE?!

Jung Wooyoung:
The amount of creativity put
into this grp name is equal
to the number of braincells
Mingi has left

Song Mingi:
Lol
Wait what

→Choi San changed the name to 'Our Group Chat'

Jung Wooyoung:
How the fuck is
that any better?

Choi San:
sHush

Park Seonghwa:
Ok now the reason
why I made this grp
Do ya'll know where
Yeosang is?

Kim Hongjoong:

Yeah I went to his house
a few hours ago but he
wasn't there

→ Jung Wooyoung changed the name to 'The Case of the missing Chicken eater'

Jung Wooyoung:
Much better😌

Choi San:
Shut up twatface

Jung Wooyoung:
Same to you shit pouch

Choi Jongho:

Jung Yunho:
Did you check in the
place they sell fried chicken
near his house?

Song Mingi:
Ö

Jung Yunho:
UwU

Song Mingi:
😘

Jung Yunho:
😳

Choi Jongho:
**pukes**

Jung Wooyoung:
**pukes ×2**

Choi Jongho:
Ya'll gay as hell

Jung Yunho:
Everybody has some
gay in them, even you
Jongho

Choi Jongho:
Nope

Choi San:
Yep

Choi Jongho:
Nope

Choi San:
Yep

Choi Jongho:
Sigh. How'd I end up with
all gay friends?

Jung Yunho:
You say that as though it's
a bad thing

Choi San:
We gays attract each other

Kim Hongjoong:
I'm not gay though

Park Seonghwa:
Me neither

Jung Wooyoung:

Jung Yunho:
Hyung we all know
you're both very gay for
each other

Song Mingi:
^

Kim Hongjoong:
Pffftt ofc not

Choi San:
Mhm yea sUreeEe😏

Kim Hongjoong:
San got to you room.

Choi San:

Kim Hongjoong:

Park Seonghwa:
So you all just gonna
forget that Yeosang is
practically lost and might
never be found again?

Jung Wooyoung:
Nah
Your just over dramatic

Park Seonghwa:

Song Mingi:
How bout me and
Yunho go out and look
for him?

Park Seonghwa:
No we can't trust you
both to travel alone after
we let you guide us to
college on our first day

Jung Yunho:
Oh come on it wasn't that
bad though was it

Choi Jongho:
We all got detention
On the first day
How much more are
you all planning to tarnish
my reputation?

Jung Wooyoung:
You're talking a lot
like Yeosang rn

Choi Jongho:
W-what? Ahahaha
why would I talk like Yeosang
I talk like Jongho I mean me

Choi San:
*sniff* *sniff*
I smell something fishy

Jung Wooyoung:
It's probably the bunch of tuna
cans rotting under your bed

Choi San:
How'd you-
Gasp. You're spying
on my stash aren't you?

Jung Wooyoung:
Your? I thought it was
the cat's?

Choi San:
OF COURSE IT IS

Kim Hongjoong:
But didn't you just say-

Kim Hongjoong:
Nvm
Me and Seonghwa will
go and see if Yeosang
is back home

Jung Yunho:
You and Seonghwa?
Alone? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Choi San:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Song Mingi:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Choi Jongho:
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

Jung Wooyoung:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Park Seonghwa:

Come on Joong let's
leave this unholy group
of titwats

Kim Hongjoong:
Sure Love

Park Seonghwa has left

Kim Hongjoong has left

Choi Jongho:
So,,,,
Guess whose at my
house and reading these
messages and probably
wrote a few too?

Song Mingi:
They're gonna kill him.

Jung Yunho:
^pretty sure I can
here their angry footsteps
already. Oh lord have mercy,
he's only a smol kid
experiencing his gay awakening.

Choi San:
Such determination to
not mess up...
Such dedication to not
get caught in the act...

We've taught him well
Woo, we taught him well.

Jung Wooyoung:

We sure did Sanie,
we sure did.

Jung Yunho:
Ugh just get married
already 🙄

Song Mingi:
I call dibs on being
best man😌

Choi Jongho:
Whatever
I'll just hang out
with Jongho,he's much
better than all you peasants
-Yeosang

Jung Wooyoung:
Speaking of hanging out
San, you wanna come over
and play video games and see
who can stuff more chips
in their mouth?

Choi San:
An excuse for kicking
your ass? Count me in.

Song Mingi:
k I n K y ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jung Yunho:
And for that Mingi,
you can come over to
my house and we'll binge
watch gay hentai

Song Mingi:
As long as it's with
you😉

Jung Wooyoung:
Yeah I don't wanna see this

Jung Wooyoung has left

Choi San:
dOn'T LeAvE mE AlOnE bItcH

Choi San has left

Jung Yunho:
Well they're missing
out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Song Mingi:
So um-
Wanna fuck?

Jung Yunho:
Omg Yes😍
I'll be right there

Jung Yunho has left

Song Mingi has left

Choi Jongho:
. . . .

Choi Jongho:
What did I just experience-

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Jongho be like:

Also HEY I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD😎

Been pretty dead sine the Inception MV came out and now I'm even more dead after watching the THANXX MV

This chapter might be super cringey idk I'm not funny but I try to be 😭

It was pretty short and I didn't proof read so I apologise but like my schedule is so packed rn and I still try my best to squeeze in some writing pfft pathetic me

Anyways hope you haven't died of cringing because I don't wanna get sued I'm still 12-

Since I have nothing else to say here's the question of the day:

What song's stuck in your head right now?

Mine is Sorry by The Rose🙃

They're seriously so underrated jfkzdsa why though?

Yep that's enough of me, bye few thirty reading this shitty book. I deeply appreciate it eventhough I may not sound like it bcz I'm just horrible at expressing my feelings😅

Love you, all of you❤

-itsraininginside