Boys and girls
Come hear my greeting
I hope you don't
Plan on sleeping
Tonight, for while
You are dreaming
Evil awakes
Unearthed and creeping

There's things that thump...
Things that bite...
Things that go bump In the night
What are these things?
You sit and ponder
Brace yourselves
We call them

Monsters

The first monster
We'll see today
Is something that
Likes to eat hay
First they champ
Then they stamp
Then
Uhh:V

You all know about
Mermaids?
One part secksy
The other half lady
But do you know about
This even scarier
Combination?
It's called
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!

But oh wait!
Where is his head?
I don't see it anywhere!
Ahhhw!
It's called
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!

It's on his chest!
It's on his chest!
Like some
Kind of pokemon

Boys and girls
Come hear my greeting
I hope you don't
Plan on sleeping
Tonight, for while
You are dreaming
Evil awakes
Unearthed and creeping

There's things that thump...
Things that bite...
Things that go bump In the night
What are these things?
You sit and ponder
Brace yourselves
It's called
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!

But oh wait!
Where is his head?
I don't see it anywhere!
Ahhhw!
It's called
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!

It's on his chest!
It's on his chest!
Like some
Kind of pokemon
It's called
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!

But oh wait!
Where is his head?
I don't see it anywhere!
Ahhhw!
It's called
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!
Furry!

It's on his chest!
It's on his chest!
Like some
Kind of pokemon