FS: Hi! So, a few weeks ago, some of my friends and I went out. (You know, Jeff, Axel, Iris, Poison and Jinx) And a man approached me. He walked up to the barstool, at which I had been sitting in, and said;

"If I saw you naked, I'd die happy." To which I came back with;

"Well, if I saw YOU naked, I'd probably die laughing."

So, I was thinking, Hey, why not make up a list of pick up line comebacks?

And, here we are! :) Anyway hope you have as much fun reading them as I enjoy writing them. ;)