Only for 16+ because it's too boring for kids below that age😜. It's just for us oldies😆. who have no sense of humor.🤪

She tossed and turned uneasily on the bed trying desperately to fall asleep. It was only her sleep who was nowhere to visiting her soon. It's always then when you need to forget all the pain and discomfort, and could use sleep for that, it doesn't occur and you and up staying awake the whole night.

She groaned in hardship and turned once again, taking deep breaths, in and out. But as nothing helped, she opened her eyes and sat up on the bed. She had a look of the person sleeping ever so peacefully beside her. Oh how much it annoyed her that he was in deep slumber while she was go through hell. It irritated her to the core. So much that she felt like beating him up.

And then thought, why not.

And with that she pulled the pillow from below his head and hit him with it.

'WAKE UP LAAD GOVERNOR.'

If not pulling the pillow or hitting him with it, the strong kick and her yelling made sure he woke up. And he looked up at her, just like a person whom you wake up at 2 in the night would look at you: irritated, maybe even killing you in their mind.

'What the fuck! What's your problem now?'

'My problem!? YOU are asking ME what's my problem!? I'll tell you what's my problem!' She roared back, shaking herself along with her yelling.

Actually when he asked her that, he didn't really want an answer. He already knew she was nuts. And he wasn't demanding any explanation for her actions at 2 in the night.

'Just shut up. Sleep, and let me too.'

He turned his back to her. And just as he closed his eyes again, he was kicked by pushed off the bed by her.

'WHAT THE!'

And this time when he stood up, fuming in anger, his hands formed into fists, his teeth gritted together, she showed no sign of regret or angst at all. Usually all it takes for him to scare her was his furious glare. But at this time, she was already going through hell. His anger was nothing in front of that.

'Have you gone completely mad now?'

She turned on the light, got off the bed and walked over to him. If anger wasn't enough, he was also confused now as she pushed him back on the bed and climbed over him.

'What the. Khushi, what the hell is this behaviour?'

Sometimes she was too much to bear. He just wanted to free himself and run to guest room to sleep.

'This behaviour is called giving-my-uterus-what-it-DEMANDS. Right now!'

He held her hand now as she attempted to pull his shirt up and off his head. She freed her hands and then slid down to take off his track pants.

He grabbed her arms, rolled her below and stood up. As much flattered he felt for she wanted to have sex right now, he knew she was just having mood swings.

'Aren't you having periods?'

'Don't call it periods. It's a DESTRUCTION that's happening inside my body right now. My uterus is punishing me for not giving it a baby. As if it prepared a baby room but because there's no baby, it's gone mad. Tearing down all the skin and the blood vessels, COMMITING SUICIDE. Giving me A HELL LOTS OF PAIN.' She kept her hands on her stomach moaning in pain and in between those managed to scream at him.

He took one long deep breathe. Ever since they were married, she had such attacks occasionally. But never did she describe her cramps so brutally.

'So come here, make me pregnant. I will have 9 months of rest then finally. 9 heavenly months! Without this monstrous pain.'

And now he needed to be patient and understanding. She was in pain. So he sat down beside her as she remained on the bed hugging her stomach.

'And what after that? You do know that you'll keep having periods until the age of at least 45 years. You still have more than 23 years to go.'

'Then you have to keep me pregnant throughout the next 23 years. Simple. Come here and get on work'

She pulled him holding his shirt in haste. He nodded in denial thinking about the level of non rationalism thinking she's on right now.

'Khushi, this is the 21st century and not the middle age. We don't need to have backup children for in case the previous ones don't survive birth, world or war.'

'OHHHHH' She winced in pain turning her side and threw a pillow at him. 'I just hate you. You want me to suffer. You're no better than my uterus.'

He narrowed his eyes at her while calculating in his mind how he could be compared to the uterus of a woman, only to conclude: What the hell am I even thinking?

'Can I do anything to reduce your pain?' His question was genuine and well-meant but she couldn't see past her distress currently. So her answer was to be foreseen.

'Yes, get your thing up and COME OVER HERE.'

He smacked himself mentally for not expressing his question properly and giving her playroom to get back to her stubborn and irrational demand.

'Or aren't you man enough and lost the ability?'

'I'll show you how much of man-' For few seconds it was to work as he went up all in rage but calmed down soon after realizing her game. She was aiming on his ego because that's what always works. But he wasn't falling for that.

She was having her periods, mood swings, her hormones were going crazy as always. It wasn't like he couldn't imagine to have period sex. But he knew she wasn't thinking clear in her head right now. It would be like taking advantage of a drunk person, only that she is currently driven not by alcohol but her hormones.

'I'll get a hot water bottle for you.' He shrugged off her accusation with a tenderly caress of her hair.

'And get a Viagra for yourself, you Namard' Once again ignoring her, he placed a gentle kiss on her temple but noticed tears flowing out of her eyes now.

'Is it so painful? Shall I take you to hospital?' Now that's what had him worry.

She nodded in denial but. It wasn't just the pain anymore. She's been enduring period this ache ever since she entered puberty. These were her hormones. She couldn't get what she wanted. Even though she had realized he was the most rational one from both of them at that moment but still, he rejected her and her uterus couldn't stand that.

She wiped her cheeks as he went out of the room. She went into the washroom to change and wash her face, calming down now.

He returned with the hot water bottle and passed it to her. She kept it on her abdomen and turned her back at him, feeling embarrassed now for the acted she pulled just few minutes ago.

He got down beside her but didn't want to sleep. So he slipped towards her closing the gap between them and hugged her from behind. She looked at him over her shoulder. He placed a peck on her cheek.

'Even if we'd have done it right now, you wouldn't have gotten pregnant. You're on contraception. Also, baby planning shouldn't be done at 2 in the night.'

'I...I know, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to- put you in an uncomfortable position.'

She gulped turning her head back. He caressed her cheek from behind. He realized she was relaxed and had calmed down now.

'You weren't completely wrong though. You were just approaching it in a wrong way. You know what's said to be very effective for period cramps?'

She didn't face him but shook her head lightly.

'Making love.'

She stilled and now turned to the other side slowly, still holding the bottle on her lower tummy and frowned at him.

'How do you know?'

'General knowledge.'

She looked at him not so convinced. He kissed her again and when he parted, she nodded in denial. No. They've never tried it. Is it even possible? She won't lie she wasn't curious. But it all came down to his discomfort.

'No. I'm ok.'

'Think again. I'm open for it. And I can prove you I don't need Viagra to get my thing up for you.'

He chuckled teasing her now. She bit her lip before looking up at him again. She was still in pain. And his offer was tempting.

'Only if you're comfortable.'

He smiled as she finally agreed. He kissed her forehead.

'I am.'

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The credit for this naughty Shot goes to unitysuperior's OS. It was my inspiration 😁

I hope you enjoyed this half naughty and half crazy Shot.

Do lemme know 🤪