Kid: hey mommy look its a pirate! *points at tyler*

Tyler: *grumbles* im not a freaking pirate......

Kid: *asks his mom something*

Kids mom: excuse me... can my son take a photo with you mr. pirate

Tyler: *gets a bit louder* IM not a freakin' pirate lady.......

Kid: I WANNA TAKE A PHOTO WITH U MR PIRATE!

Tyler: *eyes go red n stuff like that and his voice becomes a bit demonic sounding* IM NOT A F*CKING PIRATE YA LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid and his mom: *FREAKING RUN XD* 

Tyler: finally now i can have some peace..... -w-

Galaxy: you DO know that those people will tell the king right?

Tyler: not if they live to tell the tale...... *grins evilly*

Galaxy: you need therapy....