Molly: There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubly chin Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

Tyler: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay

All: That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically matically fay?

Retro: But look at his quoft and crispy locks

Arias: Look at his silk translucent socks

Tyler: There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seeing

Molly: What are we seeing?

Tyler: Is he gay?

Galaxy: Of course he's gay!

Tyler: Or European?

All:ohhhhhh

All: ... Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or european...?

Will: .. Well, hey don't look at me!

Frull: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports

All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!

Galaxy: Gay or foreign fella?

Tyler: The answer could take weeks!

All: They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks

Sage: Oh please

All:Gay or European?

Ragged: So many shades of gray

Niaris: Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

Sage: Is he gay or European?
or-

Abigail: There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk, Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way!

Exp-32: That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume

Molly: Is automatically, radically

Ragged: Ironically, cronically

Galaxy: Scurtinly, curtainly

Tyler: Genetically, netically

All: Gay! Officially Gay! Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

Neowisp: *kisses Sally* >->

all: D*mmit!!

All: Gay or European?

Niaris: So stylish and relaxed

Will: Is he gay or European?

Arias: I think his chest is waxed

Abigail: But they bring their boys up different there It's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse

Wretch: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

All: Gay or just exotic?

Exp-32: I still can't crack the code!

Optimum: Yet his accent is hypnotic

Frull: but his shoes are pointy toed (cats don't wear shoes-)

All: Huh Gay or European? So many shades of gray

Sally: But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on saturday

All: Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Derek: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try

Tyler: The floor is yours

Derek: So Mr. Neo... This alleged affair with Ms. *insert some lady*
has been going on for...?

Neowisp: 2 years

And your first name again is...?

Neowisp: Neowisp

Derek: And your boyfriend's name is...?

Neowisp: wolfy-

all: *gasp-*

Neowisp: I'm sorry! I misunderstand You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend!! Carlos is my best friend-

Wolfy: You b*stard! You lying b*stard! That's it I no cover for you, no more! Peoples I have a big announcement...

Wolfy: This man is gay and European!

all: woah-

Wolfy: you've got to stop your being a completely closet case, he's gay and european!

Wolfy: No matter what he say I swear he never ever ever swing the other way, You are so gay You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret

Neowisp: I'm straight!

Wolfy: You were not yesterday.. =w=

Neowisp: .///.

Wolfy: So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!

All: And European!

Wolfy: He's gay!

All: And European!

Wolfy: He's gay!

All: And European and Gay!

Neowisp: Fine okay I'm gay!

All: Hooraaaaaay!