Felix: I fucking hate it here!!

Tyler+John: *watching him have a tantrum* ..

Felix: *starts burning shit and stabbing uno cards* It's bullshit!!

John: .. You done yet?

Felix: *whines and flops into his lap* Johnny. *tears up*

Tyler: *pets him* How about you give John a blowjob? You love doing that.

Felix: *nods and gets between his legs*

John: Then after you can clean up the mess you made.

Felix: *whines* But Ester's for that!

John: You shouldn't be throwing tantrums. How old are you?

Felix: *growls unhappily and makes grabby hands at Tyler*

John: Feli.

He's one of the most dramatic characters I have.