Faz: *beams while walking over to Jamey, noticing the smoke almost instantly* Hi baby!

Jamey: *freezes up and curses under his breath crushing the smoke in his hand and dropping it in the bushes before turning around* Hey sweetheart.

Faz: *hums and puts a bag of food on the table, giving him a kiss* I brought food.

Jamey: *smiles softly and nuzzles him* Thank you. *kisses his forehead* What brings you here?

Faz: Max told me he was gonna try to sex you up on your smoke breaks. I didn't know you had them!

Jamey: *laughs nervously* Yeah. Everyone gets them.

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Faz: You know I don't care if you smoke right? You can't really get sick from it

Jamey: I know. But you're pregnant and try to inhale the smoke.

Faz: *pouts a bit* It's good though-

Jamey: No. *gives him a stern look and eats his sandwich*

Faz: No.  *mocking him under his breath*

Jamey: *looks up annoyed and raises his eyebrow*

Faz: *whistles and eats his food*

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Faz: *stealing a cigarette out of Jamey's packet*

Jamey: *chatting to a co-worker not noticing*

Faz: *pops it in his pocket, being very careful while cleaning up their lunch*

Jamey: I'll talk to you later Kane. *smiles at him before walking back to Faz* I have 5 minutes baby.

Faz: *beams and hugs him tight* Make out?

Jamey: Yes~

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Jamey: *notices Faz coming over again* Why hello there little thief. *crosses his arms*

Faz: *beams at him and puts their lunch down on a table* Who? Me? *laughs* No.

Jamey: *leans over and grabs his cheeks making him look at him* Don't do it again.

Faz: *pouts and huffs* Fine!

Jamey: *reaches into his pocket and takes out a cigarette packet* And stop buying them.

Faz: *whines*

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Lmao I changed it a bit just for crack purposes lol