Felix: How cute is he Johnny? *ruffles Tyler's hair* Doesn't he make a cute bitch?

John: *wags his tail excitedly and nods* Yes!

Tyler: *buries his face into Felix's neck* I'm a doggy, not a bitch.

John: *sniffs him and growls playfully* You smell like a bitch in heat.

Tyler: *goes pink and snuggles into Felix's chest* N-no I don't.

John: *pounces on them both* Play with me!