Tyler: No! I'm not sucking your stupid dick! *turns his face away* That's so gross!

Felix: *pouts* It's not!

Tyler: It is! You're so gross! *crosses his arms huffing*

Felix: ... John! Suck my dick! *pulls on Tyler's hair and growls at him* Since someone won't.

Tyler: *growls back*

John: *on his phone* Stop it you two.

Tyler: *whines needily and reaches for John pouting* Felix is being annoying!

John: Stop it Felix. *picks up Tyler*

Tyler: *snuggles into him purring*

Felix: You brat. I hate you! I hate you so much! John! He's being an asshole!

Tyler: I hate you more you stupid fuck! *tries to kick him*

John: Woah! Woah! Chill out! *grabs Tyler's hips and moves him away from Felix*

Felix: *smirks ferally at him* I'll fuck some obedience into you~

Tyler: *growls at him* I'll show you-

John: Cut it out! Oh my god. *pushes Tyler's face into his neck* Dramatic little fucks.

Felix: *whines and pouts* I wanna have angry sex with him. *pulls on John's arm*

John: *growls at him* No. You can be a good boy and give me a blowjob, then Tyler will be riding me.

Tyler: *nuzzles into his neck blushing*

They argue so much it's ridiculous