Angelo: This is my wittle baby boy Jamey. *kisses his cheek and holds him close* This is Jerrbear. *nuzzles him* This is Damien~ *cooes at him while giving his forehead a kiss* And this is little Ellie! *gives her heaps of kisses*

Damien: *whines* Why does she get all the kisses? *pulls on Angelo's shirt pouting* What about me?

Jamey: Jealous little asshole.

Damien: Fuck you! You old bag of crusty dust!

Jerry: Guys.. Don't fight.

Damien: Who even are you?

Jerry: *deadpans* Little shit.

Angelo: Boys! Boys! Settle down. *picks Ellie up*

Damien: Yeah settle down! Fucking old people, am I right? *nudges Angelo*

Angelo: Behave you.

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Damien will fight for attention. Fists and all.

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Damien: *gets between Max and Jerry, huffing a bit*

Max: .. What the fuck. Move.

Damien: Make me asshole. *leans on Jerry sulking*

Jerry: *pets his hair and continues to feed Amelio*

Max: What the hell!

Jerry: Babe he's sad. Let him be.

Max: ... No!

Damien: I will fucking bite you if you touch me, then I'll tell my dad. *glares at him*

Max: .. *starts grumbling* Agro little shithead.

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Jamey: *groans* Why are you here?

Damien: *laying on the couch* Jake is busy. *sulking*

Jamey: *looks at him annoyed* With what?

Damien: Sleeping.

Jamey: Sleep with him!

Damien: I'm not tired!

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Lucifer: *staring at Damien*

Damien: *staring back*

Lucifer: .. Get back to work.

Damien: I don't want to.

Lucifer: Why?

Damien: Because I don't want to.

Lucifer: .. You're a little fucker, you know that?

Damien: You raised me, what's that say about you?

Lucifer: .. Go to your room.

Damien: I don't live here.

Lucifer: .. Go to your house.

Damien: No. I'm staying for dinner because I am the alpha of hell.

Lucifer: .... *growls and turns away frustrated* Fucker.

Damien: *smug* Bitch boy.

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Yes this is how he gets Lucifer's attention because he's a big fan of his papa but doesn't like showing it