Oil: *squeaks running away from Koda* Leave me alone you little gremlin!

Koda: *growling and chasing him* Stupid head!

Jamey: *grabs Koda's waist and kisses his cheek* What happened bub?

Koda: *whines unhappily nuzzling up to him instantly* Oil being dumb.

Oil: He keeps stealing my things!

Koda: *growls at him*

Jamey: He's 5. Just get your mother or me to deal with it. He's territorial.

Oil: *whines* So am I!

Jamey: *deadpans* You literally aren't though.

Oil: *pouts* I could be.

Jamey: You're not.

Oil: ... You don't know me!!

Koda: Don't yell at my daddy!!

Lmao bear things I suppose