Damien: I'm sick of how I'm treated in this goddamn family!

Angelo: *cooes at him and gathers him in his arms* It's okay my little tomato!

Damien: *gets madder and redder* I'm not a fucking little tomato!

Lucifer: Better name then little fucking psycho isn't it?

Angelo: Lucy-

Damien: *screams in frustration and launches himself at him*

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Jamey: How does Jake put up with you.

Damien: Shut up stupid buttface fucker. *curled up on the couch sulking*

Jamey: What the fuck is your issue.

Damien: *mockingly* What the fuck is your issue.

Jamey: *gets annoyed* Fuck off.

Damien: *mockingly* Fuck off.

Jamey: *throws a pillow at him and starts hitting him with it* Shut the fuck up!!

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Ellie: *babbles playing with the toys*

Damien: I. Hate. You.

Ellie: *cooes and giggles*

Damien: Disgusting.

Lucifer: Get away you little imp. *shooes him away from her* You and your awful fucking behavior.

Damien: Suck a fanny you wanker!

Lucifer: Little brat.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Jake went on holiday. That's why Damien's upset.

Btw all human and teens in this AU.