Faz: *staring at Felix*

Felix: *staring back*

John: Why the fuck are you two flirting?! *whines unhappily and kicks Felix's shin* Pay attention to me!

Felix: *looks at him* Okay.

John: *huffs and flips Faz off* Stupid bitch.

Faz: *deadpans and throws a donut at him* No one wants him. I've got the live of my life.

John: *triggered* What the fuck?!