Shadow: *casually herding Amelio away from everyone*

Amelio: .. So where are we going?

Shadow: I wanna blow you, so behind the school?

Amelio: Everyone goes there.

Shadow: *pous* How do you know that?

Amelio: Blackmail. *waves his phone*

Shadow: Oh.

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Amelio: *playing on his phone*

Shadow: .. Do you like my dad more then me?

Amelio: No. But your arses are similar. *looks up* in the sense that their big and juicy and I'd bite it.

Shadow: You'd bite my dad's arse?

Amelio: ... Next question.

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Ima write more later lmao