1. Ten green bottles remix

Context - last year there was a day with heavy snow. So heavy (for where I live) that every school was closed in the area. Except us. People in our class kept leaving school, and by the end of the day there were only six people in our class left out of 25. Very few people in school were left. We made this in geography and added a verse for every person that had to go home.

16 9Q pupils, sitting at three desks
16 9Q pupils, sitting at three desks
Then the snow started falling and then one pupil left
Then there were 15 9Q pupils, sitting at three desks. (Repeat and subtract!)

2. Merry Christmas Everyone remix

If you don't know this popular Christmas song, then listen to it before looking at this.

Rain is falling
All around us
____ years running, screaming loud
It's the season, of stressing 'bout exams
Merry Christmas, Everyone

We have to do some revision tonight
We have to write down the exam timetable even though it's really bor-ing!

We are weird people.