((I'm Kanny))

Sunday 18 January 2015
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KANKRI: Hell9

TG: yo

TG: u lokkin rel nice

KANKRI: Might I say p9litely, that y9u l99k very nice

KANKRI: As well

TG: *lookin

TG: wher can a grl get a sweter like dat?

KANKRI: *gra6s his needle fr9m his p9cket, n9t having the human realize*

KANKRI: Ah, P9rrim made it.

TG: porrim huh?

TG: sonds cool

TG: *sounds

KANKRI: Yes, she is quite, unique (trigger warning 9n that, 9f c9urse)

KANKRI: *he quickly gra6s r9xy, hand 9ver m9uth*

TG: mayb ill tak to her

TG: *talk

TG: oh

TG: *muffled* wtf

KANKRI: *he injects the needle int9 her neck, causing her c9nsci9usness t9 fade*

TG: *flalls on the flor*

KANKRI: *picks her up and takes her t9 a secret sp9t(his 6asement) and ties her up in a chair*

TG: (am i conscious yet?)

KANKRI: ((Yes, y9u wake up pretty much as he waits))

TG: *wakes up*

KANKRI: 9h, y9u're starting t9 wake up

TG: wtf

TG: bro

KANKRI: Shh shh, it's alright, here's a heated 6lanket

TG: sic

TG: *sick

KANKRI: Y9u're in my hive, n9t that y9u need t9 w9rry a69ut it.

TG: oke

KANKRI: Als9, there is s9mething that is hard t9 say, 6ut.

TG: go on

KANKRI: 9h, I want t9 6e c9ntent 9f y9ur feelings as well, 6ut it's just that

TG: ...

KANKRI: I l9ve y9u

KANKRI: I l9ve y9u s9 much

TG: hella

TG: wait

TG: red? or blck

TG: *black

KANKRI: Human, human l9ve silly

KANKRI: *smiles*

TG: ye i know

TG: jus wanderin why you tied me up

TG: *wonderin

KANKRI: Als9, ever since we talked, fr9m the m9ment y9u first sp9ke, I knew that 9ur future w9uld 6e 6righter, 6ut y9u denied my feelings, denied, what c9uld've 6een.

KANKRI: S9, I need y9u t9 feel pain, like h9w I felt pain f9r y9u.

TG: whoops. did i?

KANKRI: Let's see, y9u l9ve the sea d9n't y9u? I c9uld've remem6ered that y9u did talk a69ut the 9cean 9nce.

TG: ye seas hella

KANKRI: Ah, n9w, see this 6l9wt9rch I have in my hands? *picks up 6l9wt9rch*

TG: ye

KANKRI: I'm g9ing t9 melt y9u feet s9 I can make fins instead 9f feet. N9w w9uldn't that 6e an adventure?

TG: uh wtf

KANKRI: It, w9uld 6e a challenge, I kn9w that, 6ut it w9uld 6e s9mething that we can 69th w9rk t9gether 9n.

KANKRI: Let's see, skin melts at, 164 degrees

TG: um. pain?

TG: serosly bro

TG: not cool

TG: I THOT WE HAD SOMETHN SPECAL

TG: *THOUGHT

KANKRI: 9h yes, I alm9st f9rg9t, I'm g9ing t9 put a relaxant int9 y9u s9 y9u d9n't feel much, 6ut n9t t9 where y9u d9n't feel anything, since that is the main 96jective.

KANKRI: *injects needle int9 her neck*

TG: shit

KANKRI: 6ut please, d9n't interrupt it's n9t like y9u

KANKRI: Als9, language is an9ther s9rt. It is quite triggering y9u kn9w?

TG: *unconscious*

TG: *unconscious*

KANKRI: ((It's just a relaxant, it d9esn't make her unc9nci9us l9l

KANKRI: ((It's alright if y9u didn't kn9w th9ugh, it's hard t9 tell what it d9es s9metimes

TG: ((screw you ;) ))

KANKRI: (( XD

KANKRI: *paps cheek t9 wake her up* n9w n9w, what w9uld 6e the p9int 9f this if y9u are sleeping?

TG: oh

TG: srry

KANKRI: It's alright, n9w, shall we get started?

TG: oke

KANKRI: *puts mask 9ver face and cr9uches d9wn t9 feet* this might sting a little, 6ut I need t9 reach t9 the 6one

TG: k

KANKRI: *6egins melting the skin, causing her t9 scream in pain*

TG: I KNOW CURSING MAKES YOU FEEL TRIGGERED. BUT *FUCK*

KANKRI: I kn9w, I kn9w it hurts, it hurts me t9 see y9u like this, 6ut I pr9mise, I will take 6etter care f9r y9u than I am n9w

TG: GOG

KANKRI: Hmm, I sh9ulve 6r9ken the 69ne 6ef9re melting the skin, I'll d9 that t9 y9ur 9ther f99t.

KANKRI: Ah, there we g9, I must say, y9ur 69nes are very 6eautiful, *6reaks int9 the shape 9f a fin, 6reaking the 9ther f99t*

TG: *still screamin like a mofo*

KANKRI: Please, l9wer y9ur v9ice, if all p9ssi6le, I'm d9u6t the neigh69rs will understand

TG: *slightly quieter screaming*

KANKRI: Thank y9u, n9w, let's 6andage this f99t 6ef9re getting started 9n the 9ther, *starts t9 6andage* w9uld y9u like t9 see it?

TG: maybe later. lets get the other on

TG: *one

KANKRI: Alright then, *starts t9 melt the skin 9n the 9ther f99t*

TG: *screamin like a mofo again*

KANKRI: D9n't w9rry, we're alm9st d9ne, just have t9 get t9 the 69nes 9n this 9ne and 6andage it, then y9u will 6e perfectly fine again

KANKRI: *reaches the 69ne* hmm, it seems I made a little mistake, n9w let's get this 6ack t9 place *rep9siti9ns* there we g9, *starts t9 6andage the f99t, gra66ing the mirr9r afterwards, sh9wing her her new fins* aren't they magnificent?

KANKRI: I say, the first 9ne seems, a little 6etter than the 9ther 9ne, 6ut we can fix that later

TG: can i just have a minute to breathe.

KANKRI: I am very surprised that y9u still have y9ur c9nci9usness, after all *kisses* I l9ve y9u

TG: it took a lot

KANKRI: 9h dear, l99k at the time, I must get g9ing, I l9ve y9u my little fl9wer. *leaves*

TG: ok so youre just gunna leave me tied up here?

TG: ...

TG: ok cool

KANKRI: ((This is a chance t9 l99k ar9und 9f y9ur surr9undings

KANKRI: ((6ef9re I c9me 6ack >:]

TG: *lokks at surrounding*

TG: wow

TG: this place is chill

KANKRI: ((TIME SKIPER99 l9l))

KANKRI: ((Setting, m9rning

TG: ((moring is romantic as hell bro. nice choise))

KANKRI: ((:3))

KANKRI: M9rning sunshine, I 6r9ught s9me painkillers f9r the pain 9f c9urse, I'm surprised that I c9uld get 9ne fr9m a students advantage

TG: cool

KANKRI: N9w, we have m9rphine, Tylen9l, asprin, and m9rphine, 6ut I w9uldn't rec9mmend that 9ne, it's m9re ha6it f9rming and, I w9uld l9ve t9 talk with9ut 6eing c9nfused

KANKRI: ((S9rry, accidently meant t9 say c9caine))

TG: thats cool

KANKRI: Which 9ne w9uld y9u like t9 use

TG: none of them sound lykee painkillas

KANKRI: *glares* Alright, M9rphine it is. Please tell me if y9u feel any nausea. *injects* h9w's that? Any nausea?

TG: nah

KANKRI: G99d

KANKRI: N9w, a69ut y9ur feet, it's g9ing t9 take a while, and I'm n9t sure, h9w, y9u'll walk again, 6ut that's a j9urney we'll g9 with t9gether *smiles*

TG: cool

KANKRI: Als9, are y9u thirsty? I remem6er all, 9f y9ur fav9rite drinks. Als9, I g9t s9me activities that y9u like t9 d9

TG: whiskey would be great

KANKRI: Alright then, I'll 6e right 6ack, *leaves f9r a l9ng peri9d 9f time*

TG: ((surrounding already looked at))

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KANKRI: *c9mes 6ack, 6l99died with vi9let 6l99d* I'm s9rry f9r the wait, I had a little 6it 9f tr9u6le 9n my way h9me

TG: whats up with the blood?

KANKRI: Hmm? *l99ks at sweater* 9h, like I said, I had a little 6it 9f tr9u6le 9n my way h9me, and I d9 n9t wish t9 speak a69ut it

KANKRI: It is a p9ssi6le chance y9u might get triggered

TG: ... alright

KANKRI: *unties 9ne hand* here y9u g9, th9ugh I d9 ask t9 please n9t drink s9 much. *hands whiskey*

TG: thanks *drinks whiskey*

KANKRI: What d9es this "whiskey" taste like? Is it like human drunk?

TG: its lyek, fermentied graps and alchohol

KANKRI: Hmm? I didn't understand

TG: *grapes

KANKRI: Als9, what is "alc9h9l?"

TG: its cool

TG: only cool kids do it

KANKRI: 9h

KANKRI: I 6et Cr9nus, Latula, and Rufi9h w9uld l9ve t99 try it. Since they are mainly then"c99l?" Type 9f pe9ple.

KANKRI: ((The

KANKRI: *l99ks away*

TG: i dont know who they are, but sure

KANKRI: They are s9me 9f my friends, I'm n9t really the "c99l" type 9f pers9n if y9u can say.

TG: they sound cool

KANKRI: Yea, Latula is the "rad" type 9f pers9n, Cr9nus is, (trigger warning) Cr9nus, and Rufi9h is the type 9f "chilled" pers9n.

TG: coo

KANKRI: *shakes head* 6ut that's n9t the p9int, the main reas9n is t9 spend time with y9u

TG: oke

TG: ...

TG: sooo

KANKRI: S9?

TG: whacha wanna talk about

KANKRI: *l99ks at whiskey, then quickly l99ks away, 6ack at r9xy*

KANKRI: Let's see, I heard Meulins Dancest9r sing this very cute, 6ut als9 triggering s9ng

KANKRI: I 6elieve it was Nepeta
TG: you mean nepeta? shes adorable

KANKRI: Yes

TG: what song was it?

KANKRI: *l99ks at whiskey again and quickly l99ks away.*

TG: whats up with my drink?

KANKRI: It went like: "r9und we g9, the w9rld is spinning. When it st9ps, it's just 6eginning. Sun c9mes up, we live and we cry, sun g9es d9wn, and then we all die."

KANKRI: 9h n9thing, just curi9sity.
TG: i dont know that one.

TG: u want a sip?

KANKRI: Same here, 6ut she wr9te d9wn the lyrics t9 it and t9ld me t9 read it while she sang, it was quite, unique (trigger warning) and sad, als9 unexpected

KANKRI: Um, sure

KANKRI: *gra6s 69ttle and hesitantly raises t9 m9uth*

KANKRI: Are y9u sure it tastes g99d? N9t triggering y9u h9pefully

TG: to me it does

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KANKRI: *takes a sip, c9ntinuing t9 drink it until it was empty, dr9pping the 69ttle afterwards, dizzy as ever* 9h my, this is *hic* uniqeu

KANKRI: *unique

TG: HELL YEA IT IS

KANKRI: *smiles, alm9st like he is sleeping*

KANKRI: Yea, I caent 6eleeve I didn't tr9 this 6f9ur

KANKRI: *cant

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KANKRI: (S9rry

KANKRI: *6elieve

KANKRI: *try

KANKRI: *6efur

KANKRI: *6eef9re

KANKRI: *fuck it

TG: wow dud you are a lit weight

TG: *dude

KANKRI: What?

TG: *lite

TG: *light

KANKRI: I'm n9t lime wait...

KANKRI: *light

KANKRI: *weight

KANKRI: *hic*

TG: dude, you have one drnk

TG: ONE

KANKRI: Yea...I'm g9nna get m9ar

KANKRI: *stands up, 6alance as 6ad as every9ne, heading upstairs* I'll 6 rite 6ack

TG: bro

TG: urrr gunna flall one thos stars

TG: *flal

TG: *fall

TG: *stair

TG: *s

TG: *on

KANKRI: *gra6s all the alc9h9l he can gra6* whiskey, v9dka, wine, *hic* shit

KANKRI: *c9mes 6ack d9wnstairs, sl9wly, and very 6adly, alm9st tripping, catching himself 6ef9re he fell*

TG: u are so drunk

KANKRI: I'm n9t drnk

KANKRI: *drink

KANKRI: *drank

KANKRI: *fuck it

KANKRI: ((I can't st9p laughing XD))

TG: dude

TG: drink some fuckin regular water

KANKRI: See? N9t drank!

TG: ur gunna hurt urself

KANKRI: Y9u kn9w wat? Fuck y9u, f99ck, y9u, and m9st imp9rtantly, fack y9u.

KANKRI: *fuck it

TG: rude >:/

KANKRI: *mixes v9dka, wine, 6eer, and whiskey t9gether, handing a glass t9 R9xy* wat sme

KANKRI: *want

KANKRI: *s9me

TG: fine. *takes a glass*

KANKRI: *hic*

KANKRI: *takes a drink* w9ah! This is leik, 6est drink eva

TG: kankri

TG: water

KANKRI: ((Still can't stip laughing, 6ut sadly I gtg, d9 y9u have a Wattpad?))

KANKRI: Nuuuuu

TG: ((nah sorry. im saving this though))

TG: youll hurt yourself

KANKRI: ((Same! XD))

KANKRI: *hic* I'm leavin, see ya latee

KANKRI: *later

KANKRI: *leaves*

TG: k

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