me: so you have to share your soda with micah

bro: wait.. why do YOU get a whole soda then??

me: because micah isn't allowed to drink dr pepper..

bro: but he's drank it before-

me: ok, because i'm the one who bought it-

bro: mom bought it-

me: FOR F*CKS SAKE.. YOU KNOW WHAT, CUZ IM OLDER THAN YA AND STILL TALLER BY A FOOT-

Bro: by the end of the year you won't be tall-

me: *rage*