MGFFH –3.2: Only Learned Bad Things. [part 2]

//Astarotte Serafica’s Point of View//

So ito kami ngayon ni Cifer, naglalandian. Lol! No! Wish ko lang! Hot kasi siya, alam niyo ‘yun? We’re on our way to my effin boring school. Nagiging masaya lang naman dun because of those stupid people studying or should I say wasting their time in that school. You know, I love to bully those faggots and scare them ‘till such time that the only noise I can hear is their loud cries. 

At kung itatanong niyo kung may kaibigan ako? Of course! –Nothing. 

Ako? Si Astarotte Serafica? Magkakaroon ng bff? Best friend ‘till death do as part? Gaahd! I’m not insane para makipagkaibigan sa mga dumbass dito sa school!

Dati meron akong sorority or cliques, puro rin sila bitches like me. But they kicked out my ass in their group because they can’t stand me. Why? Let’s just say that I’m too wicked for their group. Kaya ngayon, mag-isa na lang ako. Alone but much happier than ever! 

Kasama ko pala ngayon sa limousine si Cifer, my guardian devil. He’s grinning like an idiot in every pretty girl that we’ll meet in streets. Hah! Hello?! Earth to Cifer? I’m here! Di ba dapat ako ang binabantayan nitong gagong ‘to? Like DUH? Ano pang silbi niya kung makikipag-ngitian lang siya ng parang aso sa mga bitches na ‘yan?

“Stop pouting like a duck.” He broke the silence.

“Am I?! FYI, I’m not pouting! And who told you that I look like a duck? Can’t you see a goddess here in front of you?! Hah! Idiot.” I said then I rolled my eyes.

“Mwhahahaha! Brat!” Tsss! So what?! >_____<

Hindi ko na siya inimik. I hate the thought of him grinning like a dog in some random girls while I’m here beside him! Ako, ako na babaeng dapat eh pinagtutuunan niya ng pansin because he’s my guardian! “MY”. He’s mine alone!

“Don’t look at me like that Astarotte.” Bakit hindi? Robot na niya ako ngayon?!

“Why not? Can my stares stab you?” I asked in a bitchy tone.

“Nope. But your stares make me think that I’m so hot and you can’t resist my charms.” He said then he winked at me and smirked. Again! 

“Hah!” Isinara ko ‘yung bintana ng kotse sa side ko, “Grabe! Ang hangin!” He said nothing but just showed me his signature smirk. Gahd Cifer?! Why so hot?!

After couples of minutes, nakarating din kami sa school. Ang Sentinel Academy. I’m a 4th year student. Hah! Gulat kayo nu? Akala niyo college na ako? Hell no! I’m acting like one lalo na sa bar pero hindi eh, I’m not a college student and I’m sorry to disappoint you. I’m still studying here in this fvckin’ school and wasting my 8 precious hours sitting in my class. That sucks >__<

Naglalakad na kami papasok ng mismong campus and the students here are like checking out my guardian devil at kulang na lang eh iluwa nila ang mga eyeball nila para sa kasama kong nagpapacute sa mga—WHAT THE FVCK! Nagpapa-cute siya sa mga dumbass na nasa school?! Like oh shit! 

I hit his arm, “Gago ka ba? Anong ginagawa mo?!” I shouted. I don’t care kung anong isipin ng mga tao rito. Naiinis talaga ako kay Cifer kanina pa!

“Checking out some hot and pretty chix here. Why? You jealous?” Then he smirked. AGAIN! My gosh! Don’t do that ever again Cifer Capulet! I might melt here!

“Checking out huh? Eh paano naman ako? You said you are here to be my guardian tapos makikita na lang kitang nakikipaglandian sa mga ‘yan?! Sana pala hindi ko na lang hiniling na makita ka nilang lahat!” Augh! Bakit ko pa siyang pinapatulan? The hell I care kung makipagtitigan siya sa iba? Oh well, maybe because he’s my guardian and he is mine! Mine alone! Ayoko ng may kahati!

“Eh ‘di pagtatawanan ka nila kapag nakita ka nilang nagagalit sa wala! Hahaha! Use your brain Astarotte! And I’m your guardian, not your bodyguard or worst –your boyfriend.” Then he looked away at winked at a nerdy girl. Damn you Mr. Devil! 

Worst daw ba ang maging boyfriend ko siya? What the?! Lahat ng lalake hiniling akong maging girlfriend! All of the boys that confessed in front of me kissed my foot just to have a date with them. But I still refused. Ano sila? Sine-swerte? 

Pero si Cifer?! Bulag ba siya at hindi niya makita ang isang drop-dead-gorgeous kong mukha at katawan? Augh! I hate your guts Cifer! I really do!

“Uwaaaaaaaaa! Nandyan na ang Queen Bitch! Uwaaaaa! Magtago na kayooooo!!” Ayun, sigawan sa hallway because of existence? Hahaha! Nothing’s new! At baka gusto namang sabihin nung sumigaw na ‘tayo’? Wala akong sinasanto at alam nila ‘yung lahat.

Ang yes, binansagan nila akong ‘Queen Bitch’. Srsly? Do you really need to ask why? And do I really need to answer? Di niyo pa ba nababasa? Tsk tsk. I rule this school. I will bully anyone, I will nag anyone, and I will make fun of anyone in this school.

“Grabe pala talaga ako magturo sa’yo nu? Mantakin mo! Lahat sila rito takot sa’yo? Ang galing ko naman ata?” Tsss. Ang yabang mo Cifer! Srlsy.

“Oo nga eh. Sa sobrang galing at husay ko, hindi na kita kailangan.” 

“Wag kang magsalita ng tapos, little miss brat of all times.” He said but I just rolled my eyes. 

At dahil ayokong pumasok sa klase ko dahil sa sobrang pagka-boring nun. Hindi ako pumasok. Arrgh! Ayokong makita ang pagmumukha ng gurang kong teacher habang sinesermonan ako dahil sa pagtulog ko sa klase niya. Sino ba namang hindi maiinip sa History class? Psh. History na nga eh! Why do we need to bother ourselves?

Pumunta na lang ako sa canteen. Where fat and useless people can be found. Tsk tsk.

“Kakain ka?” Cifer asked.

“Ay hindi-hindi! Magswi-swimming ako rito sa canteen! Tanga ka ba?” 

“Psh. Pero maganda yan ha! Gluttony! Sige, kumain ka lang para tumaba ka. Para ‘di ka na sexy.” Sabi niya.

“Augh. I changed my mind. Tubig na lang.” Tapos tumayo ako para kumuha sa fridge ng canteen.

Then I heard him laugh, “HAHAHAHAHAHA!” 

Idiot. Anong nakakatawa? “Laughing like an idiot?”

“Wala lang. Takot ka kasing tumaba. Nakakatawa ka!” Tsss. Lahat naman ng tao takot tumaba! Duh!

“Whatever.” 

Tapos ayun, kumuha na ako ng tubig and then I saw some bananas so I took one. Haha! I love bananas! 

Tinitignan lang ako ni Cifer nung bumalik ako sa table, “Oh ano? Gusto mo? Kumuha ka run, I’ll pay it.”

“No. Sila kasi eh, look at them. Para nila akong hinuhubaran sa tingin.” Tapos inginuso niya ‘yung mga babae sa kabilang tables. At oo nga, they’re looking at us –mali, siya lang pala ang tinitignan. 

Aba! Makatingin parang ano ha! Parang inaangkin si Cifer? Kailangan ko bang tatakan sa noo itong lalakeng ‘to para ipaalam sa inyo na akin siya? For Pete’s sake! Stop looking at him or else I’ll prick your eyeballs faggots! Damn all of you!

I gave them my death stare pero hindi talaga ako ‘yung tinitignan nila. They’re drooling over Cifer my gaahd! Nainis na talaga ako kaya tumayo ako sa table at pumunta sa table nila. 

I slammed my hand on their table at nagulat sila.

“Looking at my toy won’t make your life longer, poop face.” Then I smirked –WHAT?! Nahahawa na ako kay Cifer! Gosh!

Naginginig sila at halatang nagulat at natakot. May isang sumagot sa akin, “A-Ahh. Q-Queen B-Bitch –I mean, Astarotte hindi ko na-” 

“What did you just call me?” 

“A-Astarotte?” She said while trembling in fears.

“And who gave you the permission to call me in my name?!” Death stare again, “If I were you, I will get out of this place, ride an effin’ car, run to my mother and tell her the whole story how a monstress scare the hell out of you.” Then I gave her my sweetest and the most fake smile of mine. 

“A-Ah. O-Oo A-Asta—yes my queen.” Tapos tumakbo na silang lahat paalis ng canteen. Siguro anim sila? Tsss. 

Bumalik ako sa table at pinagpatuloy ang pagkain ng banana. Shet! Sirain ba naman ang precious time ko? I looked at Cifer and he’s grinning again like an idiot.

“Ano? Nakakita ka na naman ng chix?” Tapos tinaasan ko siya ng kilay.

“Oo.” Tapos nag-smirk siya.

“What the hell! WHERE?!” 

“You.” Arggh! I hate you Cifer! Akala ko meron na eh! But you know, I’m still a girl and I felt that I blushed. Err >_______< I hate this feeling that Cifer is giving me.

“Tsss. Hate you.” I muttered.

“Sinadya ko ‘yun Astarotte. Hahaha! Bored kasi ako, masyado ka kasing mabait ngayon. Buti na lang naturuan ulit kitang maging masama. Wohow!” Para siyang nanalo sa lotto sa ngiti niya. Psh.

Kumagat ako sa banana then I saw someone in my peripheral vision walking near us. I turned my head and I saw my most favourite student here in S.A. My most beloved bitch, my rival in –popularity, money, academics and even boys. None other than Farrah Angeles. 

“My my my, look who’s eating a banana here. Looks like a monkey that recently escaped from the zoo. Hahahaha!” Tsss. That’s Farrah laughing her ass out. 

“Yeah right! Hahahaha!” –Girl 1 

“Hahahaha! Monkey!” –Girl 2

Yung mga kasama niya? Tsss. Mga balimbing ‘yan eh! Ang lakas ng fighting spirit nilang pagtawanan ako at ipagtanggol si Farrah kapag nandyan ang master nila. Pero pag wala si Farrah? Psh. They’re my slaves, I control them. Hahahaha! Poor Farrah.

“Ohh. So may unggoy na pala na ganito kaganda? Kung ako unggoy, ano ka pa kaya ha Farrah?” Sumama ang tingin niya sa akin, I touched her face. “Guys! Look at this girl –monkey girl I guess. Parang may resemblance sila ni Kingkong right? Resemblance lang ba or... kambal mo siya?” Here goes my fake and evil smile again.

 “Get your filthy hand off me!” Inalis niya ‘yung kamay ko sa mukha niya, “You know what Astarotte, you’re such a pain in the ass! Siguro nga hindi ngayon, but I’ll find a way para matigil ang pagrereyna-reynahan mo rito sa S.A! Mark my words bitch! I’ll find a way to make you my slave and kiss my ass!” 

“HAH! Ilang ulit mo nang sinabi ‘yan sa akin Farrah? For the 30th? Wala na bang bago? You know that you suck Farrah and you know that you can’t beat me. Maybe you’re the queen bee of this school, but I’m the Queen Bitch. Itaga mo sa bato ‘yan, monkey girl.” 

Nanlilisik na ‘yung mga mata niya as I sit back in our table. Si Cifer naman nakangiti pa rin. It’s like he’s telling that I’m so good. That I’m so evil and he’s so proud of me –or his self only. Conceited kasi. 

So nagtaka ako kay Farrah kung bakit hindi pa siya umaalis sa harap ko, so I decided to check her and I saw her checking my Cifer?! –Ah mali, my guardian devil. Yeah! Damn her! He’s my property! Walang hiya talaga ‘tong babaeng ‘to! Magpa-cute daw ba sa harap ni Cifer?! I glanced at Cifer and he’s smiling back at this freak slut girl! Gago silang dalawa!

“Hey Angeles! It’s time for you to go! Go back in the jungle and marry kingkong instead of staring at my property!” I said but she’s busy smiling at my property. Srsly? Does she wanna dies?

Bumalik na siya sa katinuan, “Really? He’s your property? Since when? Baka naman nakikiupo lang siya sa table na ‘yan?” Sarcastic niyang sabi.

“Tanga ka ba or wala ka talagang utak? Wala ka rin bang mata? Can’t you see that this shitty canteen has a lot of vacant sits? Stupid! Stop staring at him!” Saway ko sa kanya.

“You’re whining like a child Astarotte. I won’t steal your toy, but incase he wanna play with me, then why not?” She even winked at Cifer! May gaaahd! Nakakadiri!

“HE’S MY PROPERTY! STOP STARING AT HIM!” I shouted. Naiinis na talaga ako.

“Then prove it!” 

Prove it? How? Tangna naman ‘tong Farrah na ‘to! Gaguhan?! Prove it?! Sige! I’ll prove to her that Cifer is mine and I rule this school. 

What I did? I kissed Cifer in front of these bird brain girls. Akala nila ha! Now! He’s my property!

“I told you, he’s mine!” Sabi ko sa kanila. Hinatak ko si Cifer papalabas at sila? Oh well, nakanganga. Psh. Stupids. 

“Damn you Serafica! Go to hell!” Farrah shouted.

“Hah! See you in hell, Angeles!” And I waved. 

Pagkalabas namin sa canteen si Cifer nakangisi lang. And here we are walking in the corridor. 

“I didn’t expect you to ‘mark’ your property like that.” He said while smirking.

“Natuwa ka naman? Halika na nga! Ang dami-dami mong ginagawang kabalbalan sa school ko! Di na kita isasama sa susunod.”

“Hey! Guardian Devil remember? I’m so proud of your evil guts Astarotte. Very very proud!”

“K.”

Tapos umalis na kami sa school. Cutting siguro ‘to? Lol. Yes, cutting nga. I’m so tired! Ngayon lang ako napagod sa pakikipagbangayan sa Farrah na ‘yun sa buong buhay ko! I hate her! I hate everything about her! I wish her to rot in hell! Oh well, magsasama kami ‘run. Hahaha!

I’m walking in the streets. Commute siguro? Err! First time ko ‘to ha! Paano ba naman! Nagasgasan ‘yung limousine! Ayokong sumakay sa may gasgas! Baka sabihin nila I’m so poor! My gosh! So ito ako, lalakarin na lang ang bahay? Augh wait, I’ll just go to the bar! Hahaha! Tanghaling tapat ‘di ba? Bahala na. Stressed ako nu! Tyaka magpapasundo na lang ako sa driver ko gamit ‘yung porsche namin. 

***

Well, I drink pero kunti lang naman. Di ako masyadong lasing. Si Cifer? Malay ko ba! Baka bumalik sa hell at natakot sa akin. I looked at my watch and it’s already 6:30 PM?! Wow! Tanghali ako pumunta rito ah? Oh well, astig ‘di ba? May bar na kahit tanghali eh bukas. Tsss. Sa akin naman ‘to eh. Yes, I own this! Hindi sa Daddy ko! Mine alone. I go here whenever I get bored. So, siguro uuwi na ako. This is the first time na uuwi ako ng ganito kaaga, noon kasi mga 1:30 AM na ang pinakamaaga kong uwi.

Lumabas ako sa bar at nagiging blurry na ang paningin ko. But I don’t care. Tinawagan ko na ‘yung driver namin pero hindi siya sumasagot. So I guess, taxi na naman ako. Tsss, where is Cifer by the way? Di ba dapat kasama ko siya? Tsk, oh well. Whatever.

I was just walking nang bigla na lang may humila sa akin at nayakap ako. Sino ba ‘tong idiot na ‘tong nakayakap sa akin?

“Tsss. Careless, idiot.” He said then he smirked. Tsss! Sino pa ba ‘yan? The one and only Cifer Capulet just save me from being hit by a car!

“Hah! Thank you ha? Hahaha! You’re so funny! Sabi mo Guardian Devil kita, but why did you save me from being hit by a filthy car?” Tanong ko sa kanya, and still lying in his arms. Hahaha! He’s so hot!

“Hindi ka pa kasi dederetso sa hell. Kawawa naman ako ‘di ba? Kung mamatay ka na mabait pa. Halika na nga, iuuwi na kita.” 

And the rest was history. Di ko na maalala. Nakatulog na ako eh. Paggising ko nasa kama na ako. Hah! Good night.~