So I was eating a burger in mcdonalds.I had a shaky tooth.
Me:*munch munch*
Bro:Did your tooth drop?
Me:Idk*Drinks milo and felt that my tooth wasn't there*
Me:Did I just ate ketchup or blood?!?!!!!
I'm a vampire!!

This isn't that funny,but I promise I'll make it funnier next time.