Your life sucks when you are sick.

Why?

Well; you realize that you like two guys but will not have a chance with either of them.

The girls in your school start talking about Valentine's Day plans with their boyfriends and ask you yours.

Then you realize that your boyfriend is a fictional character that is a drug addict--

Sherlock: *ahem* User. Totally different. I can stop any time I want.--

that refuses to believe he can feel things. He solves crimes for a living and most definitely thinks himself as a High-Functioning Sociopath. So you say you are sitting home and reading a book.

Then they ask why?

And you reply that you never had a boyfriend. That shuts down the conversation fast.

Then you feel bad and realize that a High-Functioning Sociopath and drug addict is probably not the best ideal perfect boyfriend. So you think of all the people you can and come up with either Kylo Ren/Ben Solo (who is out because you ship ReyLo and he is a villain  to most people) and Grantaire from Les Miserable. But then you remember he is a drunkard.

So you are inevitably screwed on the guy front.

But then you are starting a huge research paper in two days and you still have no idea what your topic is.

So you are screwed sevenfold.

And you realize this all when you are home sick.

Oh wait.

That's not your life.

It's mine.

Shit.

-Ella_Holmes