Two weeks and a half until Christmas

Yep,

All I want for Christmas is Sebastian Stan

Who? What? Why?

I want him to come to my door, with a golden package and kiss me on the lips before giving me the best Christmas ever.

Who the hell is this guy?

My future husband.

Why do you want to marry this guy?

Three reasons. Hot. Sweet. Superhero.

I play a were wolf

He plays a brain washed assassin with a metal arm.

I play lacrosse

He's Captain America's best friend.

I'm hot and sexy

You're cute and adorable, Sebastian Stan is hot and sexy.

Cute and Adorable is not manly Mali,

But you are, you're like a little golden retriever puppy. Sebastian's like a lion.

Mali, I'm the lion. He can be the puppy

B-But, Dylan! you're a puppy! A cute fluffy golden puppy. With its tongue lolling out.

Malia you make me sound less manly.

Dylan, can you get me Sebastian Stan for Christmas?

I looked him up. Your not even the same age. it wouldn't work.

ELEPHANT SEAL, ALL I WANT IS SEBASTIAN STAN FOR CHRISTMAS

ELEPHANT I CANT HELP YOU WITH THAT.

I can get you something else for Christmas though.

Like what?

Idk, is there anything else you want for Christmas?

Art Supplies. A polaroid. Books. A plush elephant seal.

Why would you want a plush elephant seal?

Elephant seals are cute

Here we go again...

They are!

No they aren't

Yes they are!

I'm done arguing with you over elephant seals.

//#dalia is my life right now. why do I ship my own characters so much #dalia