It was the next morning. Mark and I were loading the car with stuff we just bought at IKEA. "So. You're officially living with us." Mark said. "Yup." I commented proudly. We got into the car. Mark was in a trance. "What's wrong?" I asked. "It's just. You're finally here! Like you're LIVING with us! That's just.... It's so cool to think about!" He said. I laughed. "Isn't everything cool to you, Sir. Fischbach?" I asked. "You're the coolest thing to be called cool." He said. I nudged him. "Matt's even more happy than I am, though. He's just been really sad ever since you left and now everything's better it's like- One minute he's sad and then you instantly make him happy!" Mark said. I laughed. "Yeah. He's strange." I said. "You know what else is strange?" He asked. "What."
"How you sill have your pajamas on."
I looked down. "WH- SHIT." I looked down in shock to see that he was right. Mark laughed and drove to the house.
-Time skip-
"Okay. We've spent the ENTIRE DAY building your bed. I DESERVE A BREAK! IM NOT YOUR SLAVE!" Matt fake cried. "YOU WILL WORK FOR ME PEASANT." I yelled. Matt ran off with his head in his hands. Ryan and Mark laughed. "I'm gonna follow that loser outside." I said.
I saw him on the porch, staring into his phone. "Hey." I said as I sat down in front of him. "Hello." He said. He turned off his phone and we talked for a bit. I snuck a picture of him just sitting there *picture above*
I thought it looked cool so I put it on Instagram. I heard Matt's phone get a notification.
Sweetheart.
He smiled. "You little photographer." Matt said. You giggled. He kissed your cheek. "I'm gonna make cereal." He said. "Okay." You said.
Mark came out and sat in front of you. "Hey, Iris." He said. "Hello." You turned off your phone. "I was wondering if you'd want to do a video with me! Just a quick little video on a little game I found." He said. "Which game?" I asked.
"CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!" He exclaimed. "Hell yeah, dude!" I said enthusiastically. "Is anyone else playing?" I asked. "Matt and Ryan!" He said. "Yeah sure! Sweet! When?" I asked. "Couple of days. I lost my old cards so I had to order a new deck." He said. "Oh. That's nice. Not surprising that you lost them, though." I joked. He laughed. You heard something fall into the floor followed by "DAMMIT BANANA!"
We both looked at each other, then to the kitchen. Mark stood up. "Gonna check on that goober." Mark said as he rubbed my head and walked into the kitchen. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! THERES AN ENTIRE GALLON OF MILK ON THE FLOOR!" Mark yelled. You laughed and walked into the kitchen. "DUDE IM SORRY!" Matt laughed out. He was trying to hold back his laugh. I had trouble holding mine back, however. Banana began licking the milk. I picked him up. "You'll throw up everywhere." I said as I set him down in the living room. "Well. Looks like we've got the janitors already." Matt said. "Isn't milk...bad...for dogs?" I asked concerned. "Not Lego. He's drank so much of it he could give us a year supply." Matt said. I laughed. Ryan came down. He saw Mark and I watching as the dogs licked an entire gallon of milk off the floor. Ryan quietly walked back upstairs and ignored the situation.