Your POV

We were bored out of our minds. The twins and I started searching around for something to entertain ourselves.

Dipper: *opens a closet door* Alright, Grunkle Stan's gotta have some decent boardgames.

You: Highly unlikely.

Mabel: Let's see! Battle Chutes and Ladder Ships, Necronomiconopoly, Don't wake Stalin,

Dipper: Hey, what's this?!? *picks up a board game* What Could Go Wrong: The Board Game. The last players who opened this box never made it out alive.

You: I've been meaning to through that away.

Mabel: Should we play it?

You: Ehh-!

Ford: *from another room* Family meeting!!! Family meeting!!!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *look at each other confused before going the living room*

Ford: Ah, children. Come in, come in. *sits by the table*

Mabel: *as she sits by the table* Ooh, mysterious scrolls and potions!!! Are you going to tell us we're finally of age to go to wizard school?!? Is there an owl in this bag?!? *opens a black bag that's on the table and starts searching through it*

Ford: *snatches the bag away* No! I can assure you if there's an owl in this bag he's long dead.

You: *as you sit next to Mabel* Yikes.

Ford: Now tell me, children, do any of you recognize this symbol? *pulls out a paper with Bill in it*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *gasp*

Dipper: Bill!

Ford: You- you know him?!?

Dipper: Know him?!? He's been terrorizing us all summer!!! I have so many questions and theories!!!

Mabel: Dipper's been pretty paranoid since Bill turned him into a living sock puppet and (y/n) too since he made himself look human to gain her trust.

You: The important thing is: we defeated him twice.

Mabel: Once with kittens and once with tickles!!!

Dipper: It was a lot more heroic than it sounds.

Ford: The fact that you've dealt with Bill is gravely serious.

Dipper: So, how do you know Bill?

Ford: I've encountered many dark beings in my time, Dipper. What matters is his powers are growing stronger and if he pulls off his plans no one in this family will be safe.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *gasp*

Ford: Fortunately there should be a way to shield us from his mental tricks! A way to "Bill Proof" the shack. *pulls out a map of the Mystery Shack* All I have to do is place moonstones here, here, and here. *circles certain areas with a marker* Sprinkle some mercury. Let's see, I always forget the last ingredient. *takes out journal #1, searches a few pages, then groans* Unicorn hair.

You: That isn't rare or anything, is it?

Ford: It's hopeless. Unicorns reside deep within the Enchanted Glade. Their hairs can only be obtained by a pure good hearted person who goes on a magical quest to find them.

Mabel: *yells in excitement* Grunkle Ford, can I please go on this quest?!? I am literally obsessed with unicorns!!! My first word was unicorn, I once made my own unicorn by taping a traffic cone to a horse's head, are you even looking at the sweater I'm wearing right now?!?!?!? Not to mention that I'm probably the most pure hearted person in this room.

Ford: That's true. She's got a point.

Dipper: Right, can't argue with that.

Mabel: So can I go on a mission to get that hair?!? Please please please?!? I'll give you my blood!!!

Ford: Very well.

Mabel: YES!!!! And (y/n), you'll be joining me!!!

You: I'm what?

Ford: But it won't be easy. Take this. *gives Mabel his journal* And this. *gives Mabel a crossbow*

Mabel: Ooooh!!!

Ford: I haven't been in this dimension for a while. It's ok to give children weapons, right?

You: Not this one. *take the crossbow* I think I'll hold on to this.

Dipper: Good idea.

Mabel: What?!?

You: I'll give it back later.

Mabel: Ok!!! *takes her phone and calls people* Candy, Grenda, Wendy!!! Clear the afternoon!!! *grabs your wrist and drags you out*

We picked up Candy, Grenda, and Wendy and started our journey. On the way...

Mabel: It's not to finally be out on a mission just us gals.

Grenda: Forget the gal talk, I'm here to meet to touch and/or become a unicorn!

Candy: I hear if you lick a unicorn's neck it tastes like your favorite flavor in the world!

Mabel: Candy, I will make sure you lick that unicorn's neck because I care about my friends!

Wendy: Honesty I stopped believing in unicorns when when I was like five years old. I'm just coming along to keep you kids from walking into a bear trap.

You: I'm here because Mabel dragged me.

Mabel: Stop!!! This is the magic prt of the forest!!! *looks at a page in the journal* Let's see. The gnome tavern is over there, the fairy nail salon is over there, but it says to summon the unicorn one must fellow this ancient chant droned only by the deepest voiced druids of old.

Grenda: On it!!! *grabs the journal and goes to the center of the area, then clears her throat and starts doing some weird sounds*

Wendy: I bet you ten bucks nothing happens.

Mabel: I'll take that bet.

Just then the ground started to shake and a building started rising from the ground. We all stare in awe before opening the gigantic golden doors. We let out a gasp as we see a beautiful unicorn sitting on a rock surrounded by water as she swayed her main around.

Grenda: Mother of mother!!!

Candy: Queen of dreams!!!

You: Oh my gosh...!!!

Wendy: No way...!!!

Mabel: *reaching out to Wendy* Eh eh.

Wendy: *gives Mabel a ten dollar bill as she sighs in frustration*

Unicorn: Hark! Visitors to my realm of enchantment!

Mabel: *gasp*

Candy: *gasp*

Grenda: *gasps but swallows a butterfly and chokes*

Mabel: Oh my gosh oh my gosh!!! What's your name?!?

Unicorn: I am Celestabellebethabelle, last of my kind. Come in, come in. Just take off your shoes, I have a whole thing about shoes.

You, Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: *take off your shoes*

Girls: *start going near Celestabellebethabelle*

Celestabellebethabelle: Ah-ah! I'm talking to all of you.

Wendy: *takes off her boots in frustration and follows you all*

Mabel: Celestabellebethabelle, we have journeyed far and wide-!!!

Grenda: About an hour!!!

Mabel: On a mission to protect our family with your magical hair!!!

Candy: *next to Celestabellebethabelle, whispers* This is your chance, Candy. Lick the neck. *goes to lick the neck* Lick it...!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: Very well, to receive a lock of my enchanted hair, step forward girl of pure perfect heart!

You, Candy, Grenda, and Mabel: *nod at Mabel*

Mabel: *smiles* Presenting!!! Pu-pu-ru-ru-pu-pa-pu-pa!!! Mabel!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: What?!? You?!? A unicorn can see deep inside your heart, child!!! *uses her horn to make a heart shape appear in Mabel's sweater*

Mabel: Ug! *covers her sweater*

Celestabellebethabelle: You have done wrong!!! Wrong I say!!!

Mabel: I guess I do make fun of Dipper a lot... And I did just shot a window with a crossbow...

Celestabellebethabelle: Your bad deeds make me cry! *a tear falls down on a flower which kills it*

Mabel: No!!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: Come back when you're... pure of heart!!! *neighs*
... Exit is that way.

Girls: *exit the building*

Celestabellebethabelle: Shoes, shoes, take your shoes. This isn't some... shoe store.

You: Hey, M, don't let her get to you!

Wendy: Yeah, I wouldn't trust a horse that wears makeup.

Mabel: No, girls, she's right. I used to be one of the sweetest people I knew! But recently I've been slacking in the whole goodness department. Well, today we're gonna fix it! From this moment forth, I'm gonna do so many good deeds and I'll have the purest heart in all of Gravity Falls!!! *raises her arm and accidentally punches a flying by bird* ... that- that bird is fine.

We spend hours helping Mabel do some good deeds, although I think instead of helping she only worsened their situations... By the end of the day we had a thousand good deeds and made our way back to Celestabellebethabelle's home.

Celestabellebethabelle: Not pure of heart!

Mabel: Boo-ya!!! Wait, what?

Wendy: How is that even possible?!? Mabel's a straight up saint, you judgmental hoofbag!!! 

Mabel: *kneels down* Please, tell me what I'm doing wrong!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: Doing good deeds to make yourself look better isn't good at all!!! Not to mention you're crushing like ten dandelions right now! Those are basically children's dreams.

Mabel: *stands up looking at herself and gasping*

Celestabellebethabelle: I'm sorry, Mabel, it's not my fault your a bad person.

You, Candy, Grenda, and Wendy: *gasp*

Mabel: *runs away crying*

You: No, Mabel!!!

Wendy: Come back!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 3:00 posing in front of a rainbow. *goes to the water fall and neighs*

We all followed Mabel and found her by the stream wrapped in herself.

Wendy: C'mon, Mabel, don't beat yourself up over this.

Candy: Let's forget about getting that dumb unicorn hair.

Mabel: It's not about the hair anymore, guys, it's about me. Being kind and sweet is what makes me who I am, but if I'm not a good person who am I...? *takes out a tiny notebook and a pen* I'm not leaving this spot until I think of a deed that makes me as good as Celestabellebethabelle.

You: But M, -!

Mabel: Just leave me be! *turns around and starts to write*

Wendy: Psst. *nods with her eyes to follow her, then walks further from Mabel as you, Candy, and Grenda follow her* Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load! Mabel's like the best person I've ever met! We tried getting that hair the good way, now it's time we try the Wendy way.

Grenda: Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?

Candy: Mabel's not going to like that...

Wendy: Mabel doesn't need to know.

You: Wendy...?

Wendy: Look, it's time we stop trying to be so perfect and be who were really are! We're crazed angry sweaty animals!!! We're not unicorns, we're women!!! And WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT!!! *punches a tree*

Candy and Grenda: *cheer*

Grenda: *breaks a boulder with her skull* ... too much?

Wendy: You in?!?

You: *sigh* If this goes wrong I'm blaming it all on you.

Wendy: Here's the plan.

We broke into some gnome bar. Wendy broke down the door which startled all the gnomes.

Wendy: I'm looking for someone who knows how to take down a unicorn!!! No tricks or games!!!

Candy: We are humans, we take what we want!!! *breaks a bottle*

Grenda: Yeah!!!

Mysterious Gnome: Fairy dust. A whole magic bag's enough to put a unicorn out cold, but if I do you a favor, you gotta do something for me.

You: Spill it.

Mysterious Gnome: Butterfly trafficking is illegal in this part of the forest. But I like the butterflies, they tickle my face and make me laugh. Bring me a bag of butterflies and we got a deal.

After getting the butterflies we hid behind some bushes as Grenda went over. After they traded bags the gnome police came and we went out of hiding. We snuck passed Mabel and went to Celestabellebethabelle's home. She was reading some book when we threw the fairy dust knocking her unconscious. Grenda took care of the small fawn. Wendy took some scissors and was about to cut Celestabellebethabelle's main when Mabel came bursting through the door.

Mabel: No wait!!!! Stop!!!!

Wendy: *whispers* Mabel, shh! You'll wake her up!

Mabel: *takes away the scissors* But this is wrong, guys!!!

Wendy: But protecting the shack is good!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: *wakes up and sees Mabel holding the scissors* What?!? Don't my eyes deceive me?!? Thief!!! You shall never be pure of heart!!!

Mabel: No, you don't understand!!! You just wanna be good like you!!!

Voice: Whoa whoa whoa, you gotta be kidding me!

Mabel: Huh?

Blue and Pink Unicorns: *enter*

Blue Unicorn: Yo, C-Beth, are you seriously pulling this pure of heart scam again?!?

Pink Unicorn: That is messed up, man.

Mabel: Wait, scam?

Pink Unicorn: Kid, unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow, and play rave music. *starts to play some rave music before he stops*

Blue Unicorn: Yeah, the whole "pure of heart" racket is just a line we use to get humans to leave us alone.

Celestabellebethabelle: Guys... shut up...

Mabel: *starts shaking in anger* All this time... All this time I thought I was a bad person...!!! But you're even worse than I am!!!!!!

You, Candy, Grenda, and Wendy: *gasp*

Celestabellebethabelle: Ok fine, so you learned our secret, we're jerks, ok? We have more hair than we know what to do with, and we keep it to ourselves just to tick humans off. What are you gonna do about it, huh? Huh?!? What are you gonna do~?!?

Mabel: *punches Celestabellebethabelle's face*

You, Candy, Grenda, and Wendy: *gasp*

Wendy: Woooooo, go, Mabel!!!

Grenda: Join the dark side!!!

Mabel: *rips off the unicorn design on her sweater*

You, Candy, Grenda, and Wendy: Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!

Celestabellebethabelle: *wipes off the rainbow stains off her face* Oh, so it's a fight you want, well, then it's a fight you're gonna get!!!

It was a long and rough fight but we finally got some unicorn hair, and some extra things too. We were pretty messed up from the fight, but we made it to the shack. We saw Dipper and Ford talking in the dining table both with a worried expression.

Mabel: *places unicorn hair on the table* Did someone say unicorn hair!!!

Dipper: Uh, no actually...?

Mabel: Oh. That would've been perfect! Either way we got some unicorn hair!!!

Candy: Also some unicorn tears, unicorn eyelashes,

Grenda: They finally gave us this treasure just to get rid of us!!! *opens the treasure chest making gold and jewels fall on the table*

Ford: *stares at the gold in awe* It- It can't be! This is a great day, girls!!! With this unicorn hair we'll be able to completely shield the shack from Bill's mind reading tricks!!!

Mabel: Is it ok?

Ford: Better than ok, it's perfect!!! You've protected your family, you're a good person, Mabel!

Mabel: Thanks, Grunkle Ford, but today I learned that morality is relative.

Stan: *runs in and grabs all the gold and jewels* MONEY!!! *runs away*

You: Well, now that this is all over, I'm gonna go take a shower.

I make my way up to my room to get some clothing. After I get my things and make my way to the bathroom I saw Dipper in the hall talking to Ford. They both looked at me, and Ford left. Dipper gave me a worried look and I got a bit nervous.

Dipper: Um, hey, (y/n).

You: Hey, Dipper. Is something wrong?

Dipper: Uh, n-no, no, nothing's wrong.

You: Right.......... well, I'm gonna go shower, I'll see you later* pass Dipper*

Dipper: Wait!!!

You: *look at him now about annoyed* Ok, seriously, what's wrong?

Dipper: Well uh... I have a question.

You: Ok? Fire away.

Dipper: Do you uh... know anything about your grandfather...?

You: My grandfather?

Dipper: *nods nervously*

You: Not really, he died before I was born and my parents always refused to talk about him. Why do you ask...?

Dipper: I-I was just wondering... Well, I'll leave you to take that shower now. See ya. *leaves*

I stood there dumbfounded. Why did he want to know about my grandfather? I just shrugged it off and went to took my shower. What a weird question though.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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