Bryce and Lex were laughing as they were walking down the sidewalk. And on their way to the store, they were talking with each other, while people around them were whispering about them. “They are probably fags- they looks like ones…” Bryce overheard the whisper. “You know what? Maybe we are! If you don't shut up right fucking now, my fist won't be the only thing-” Lex grabbed Bryce away, sheepishly says, “heh heh, so sorry about him. He just gets a little mad sometimes.”  Lex entered the store with Bryce mumbling to himself. After some time passes, he spoke up “Where to first?” Lex looked towards Bryce. “To get your oh-so-precious Vodka, which by the way, you SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING.” Lex said in a joking tone. “Shut up, Bitch.” Bryson said with a snark, “Let's just get the things we need, and get the hell out of here..” They grabbed Bryce's drinks, and put them in the cart. “Alright, my turn to grab my pop. Let’s go!!” Lex said smiling. They turn the corner to the pop aisle. He grabbed his drinks and put them in a cart alongside Bryce's things. Lex nodded happily. “OoooooO!” Said Lex with glee. “A sample! Wait, where did they all go though?” Lex turned to find a small woman staring deeply at him. “EeeeYAAAA!” Shrieked Lex. “Hello!” Said the woman. “I am Mia, and you are?” Alex coughed nervously, then spoke, “Uh, hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Lex, and this is my.. er, roommate Bryce.” Mia did a little motion with her hands, (similar to a jazz hand motion) then said “Oh goody! Well, if you excuse me. Mia is hungry..” She then proceeded to turn slowly towards the sampler giver, and starts to cackle. “NEEEHAHAHA! Come here, buddy! Mia wants food. NOW.” Mia creepily walked towards to worker, scaring the employye away. Then, Mia chased the employee down, all the while giggling. Bryce looked over to his roommate. “Ummm, why is she talking like that?” “Man..” Said Lex, “Maybe we should go the Vodka, I feel like it is calling both of our names.” Bryce and Lex ran out of store without paying anything. “Crazy girl… she wouldn't dare follow us” Said the both of them. They look back at the store, and saw her waving goodbye with a big smile. “Bye-bye friends… teehee.” Lex opened the door to the house, almost dropping the keys. “Quick! Grab two cups, we are drinking after that ‘experience’.” Bryce nodded with a warm smile, “Alright mate. What do you want in it?” Lex answered with, “Hardest thing you can make my good sir. Oh, and add a hint on peach please, Bry.” After 10 minutes, the drinks were done. Bryce sat down, handing one to Lex. “Cheer, my friends!” Lex smiled. “Cheer!” They took the drinks, in a shot type of way, of course. After that, they both began to drunk laughed, getting more to drink with a smile. “Friends!!!” The woman from the store say loudly from the window. Both Lex and Bryce fell to the ground. “WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!”