I had a dream, which is crazy enough in itself

Ever since I finished High School of the Dead I've been paranoid about zombies hahah I'm sorry I'm so dumb

But yeah I had a dREAM with HotD zombies and it was v similar to HotD

But yeah first part of it I remember:

Someone (I think my dad?? My dreams are weird bc I never remember the people) was leading me to our campy place (literally it was in the middle of our yard which is huge) and Ms. Shizuka (from HotD) was waiting there with fake arms instead of her real arms and--get this

They were connected to her shoulders with lettuce

No idea where she got the arms or why the lettuce worked

So Shizuka's like "Hahah come in! Do you need something to eat?"

And I was like "Heckle yes" and she dropped a ton of apples on the table and they were cut horizontally like??

And then my grandpa (not by blood, my grandma married him like twenty years before I was born, I just call him Clint, not Grandpa Clint but w/e) comes up and he's like "Eyyyy can I have an apple"

And I'm like "Ye w/e" and he takes one and I eat all I want to and then I turn around and boom it's night like whoa

And we're in front of my church?? I LIVE LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AWAY FROM MY CHURCH?? So I guess it was like a dramatic TV transition or something smh

And we go into the side entrance and down the stairs and the 4-5-6 classroom has two police cars in it?? Two police cars would not fit into that classroom and the police are like "lol get out" and we're so offended we're like "lol hb no"

Apparently there are zombies upstairs and they're too wimpy to bash their heads or something bc it's holy ground or something?? Like I don't think God wants these zombies on sanctioned ground either smh

And there are other people, and they're surprisingly loud and this one chick shows me this zip line thing she came up with (for some reason I keep remembering her as Isabel Magnolia from ACWNR) and vroom vroom it zip lines us up the stairs?? And then through the gathering space and we're kickin zambies and stuff like "lol hi" and then we go down the staircase and back to the starting place

And apparently my church has a clothes outlet in the fellowship hall?? Like there were racks of clothes all over

And I was like "Bro I've been wearing these clothes for so long I'm changing" but I couldn't freakin find anything my size and I was like gosh HECKING darn it

And then it was like a preview as to what happens next and this lady that I'm like 90% sure was Rose Quartz peeks out from this room and I like drop the shizz I was holding and I'm like "omg Mom"

IDEK man