Happy 1st Anniversary to Undertale!!!

Since Undertale was released on September 15, 2015, this chapter will be dedicated to this wonderful game!

But remember, I don't own anything!

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Frisk was walking to school when they saw three boys at the gate ,"Well, well, look who we have here?" One boy said ,"Yeah, why do you look like that? Did you spend so much time with monsters that you look like one?" The second boy teased ,"Yeah, I bet you'd totally kiss one ya' sicko!" The third boy said loudly.

"You really don't want to mess with me," Frisk said and they all laughed ,"Oh no! I'm sooo scared!" The first boy said, pretending to look scared ,"NOT!" They all said in unison (Just imagine a close up of Frisk's face at this moment.) "I've fought through the king and queen of all monsters, fought hundreds of creatures with the power to kill, a warrior of the highest rank of monsters, a robot nearly 5 times my size, a giant flower with the power of 6 human souls, a literal GOD, and I freed an entire civilization-no-an entire WORLD, and I didn't hurt one...person.." Frisk said and all three boys looked at each other ,"Also, I could bend the space-time continuum and only like...2, maybe three people (Chara,) Remember anything about it, I could go back in time RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't know." They said and all three boys laughed.

"Yeah, in your dreams kid, I'm not scared of you," He said and Frisk pulled out their cellphone ,"Don't say I didn't warn ya'" They said and they dialed a number ,"Yeah, hey Sans, it's happenin'" They said and closed their phone. Suddenly, Megalovania starts playing (Just imagine that people don't know what megalovania is in this world.) And Sans, along with every other monster Frisk has spared appear behind them. Frisk had a smirk in their face as the three boys ran away screaming.

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Puns galore.

"There ya' go," Sans said as he handed Frisk a hot dog ,"I want another one," Frisk said as they place 15 G on the counter ,"alright, but I'm all out of dogs' here, have a hot cat." Sans said as he handed frisk the feline-shaped food ,''What's the difference?" They asked ,"Well, one's for when you're hungry and one's when you're not feline fine.'' He said with a wink as Frisk stared into his eyes ,"I want a re-fund."

Sans sat on the couch lazily as his brother entered the room ,"HEY SANS, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME FOR SPILLING SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON YOUR FAVORITE SWEATER?" Papyrus asked and Sans looked at his brother ,"Well, that's because nothing gets under my skin," He chuckled as Papyrus grew angry ,"SANS! OH MY GOD I WILL SLAP YOU!" He yelled ,"heh, worth it."

Sans walked into the kitchen to see Toriel making snail pie ,"Hey Tori, wanna go on a picnic?" Sans asked ,"Oh, of course, I-" ,"Alpaca lunch." Sans interrupted and Toriel snickered ,"Sans!...what's goaten to you?" She said and Sans smiled ,"No seriously, what do you want for lunch?" He asked and Toriel tried to hide the huge grin on her face ,"Whatever float your goat.'' She said and the two of them burst into a laughing fit.

Sans wakes up and went to the kitchen to get some ketchup when he saw Undyne hurriedly making some pasta ,"Hey, watcha' doin' there, smells kinda fishy," Sans said and Undyne glared at him ,''I'm having a cooking competition with Papyrus! I'll show him that I'm the best cook!" She yelled ,"Alright, just make sure you use the good noodles and not those impastas." He said and Undyne glared daggers into him as she summoned a spear ,"get out," ,"But I live he-" ,"GET OUT!"

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Sans's job interview

"SANS, HOW COME YOU PAY THE BILLS? WHO HIRES YOU?" Papyrus asked his brother.

Flashback

"Sir, we looked at your resume and...most of the pages are blank! The only things you wrote are under hobbies, where you wrote "Sitting, laying down, not standing, and not not not standing"...do you see the problem?" A monster asked the skeleton sitting in front of him, he merely shrugged ,"At least I'm honest, ya' know," Sans replied ,"Sir...we can't hire you, you need to have grit, determination (wink, wink) and-" Sans suddenly flashed his single blue eye, which made the monster sweat ,"...c-congrats! Y-y-you got the j-job!" He said in fear as he shook Sans's bony hand

Back to the present

"I dunno, it's a mystery."

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Annoying Dog :3

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Frisk was talking to their friend after their phone has been taken away by the teacher. Then, a boy comes towards them ,"Well, well, I see that you're not so tough without your phone now, are ya'?" Frisk sighed in annoyance ,"You still don't want to mess with me," They said while rolling their eyes.

The boy sent several punches over to Frisk, who dodged them all quite easily, he got frustrated and started punching faster and harder, but Frisk still dodged them all ,"wow..." They said ,"learn how to aim," They put on shades ,"...scrub." Suddenly, Sans popped out of a locker while blasting airhorns, Papyrus popped out of a trash can with an MLG hat and a Shrek mask, and Undyne handed Frisk Doritos and Mountain Dew.

"OH, OH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH S***, OH S***, GET REKT SCRUB!" They all shouted, and all the students in the area had joined as well ,"GODDAMIT! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" He said and Frisk went over to him ,"I warned you," They said ,"I told you I could bend the time space continuum! But you didn't listen! Maybe you should've payed attention!" They said and the airhorns blasted even louder.