My reason for making this is because of the song(above) that NeonCat-senpai showed me. ^-^

Sans is my second favorite character in Undertale, and Chara & Frisk are my first favorites.

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Sans: Hey kiddo, what's my favorite candy?

Chara: I dunno, what?

Sans: CHARAmel.

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Sans: Hey, Flowey. Knock knock.

Flowey: Ughhh. Who's there?

Sans: Daisy.

Flowey: Daisy who?

Sans: DAISY me Rollin'. They hatin'.

Flowey: I'll kill you!!!!

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Sansby

Grillby: ...
(Hey, Sans...? There's something I need to tell you...)

Sans: *blushes somehow*

Sans: what is it, grillbz...?

Grillby: ...
(I...)

Grillby: *leans close to Sans' "ear"*

Sans: *sweats nervously and excitedly somehow*

Grillby: ...
(I think... It's time...)

Sans: !!!

Grillby: *whispers softly*

Grillby: ...
(FOR YOU TO PAY YOUR FREAKING TAB

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Boyfriends

Mettaton: If you were my boyfriend, I'd poison your morning coffee!

Sans: If you were my boyfriend, I'd drink it.

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Dora

Papyrus: OH MY GOSH SANS YOU HAD WAY TOO MUCH KETCHUP YESTERDAY!
I THINK YOU GOT KINDA DRUNK OFF OF IT!

Sans: huh?

Papyrus: YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

Sans: nah.

Papyrus: SANS.

Papyrus: YOU PICKED UP FRISK AND SHOOK THEM AROUND AND YELLED "DORA, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR MAP TO GET BACK HOME!"

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Dad Jokes

Frisk: Hey Sans! Let's go to Grillbyz or something. I'm hungry.

Sans: Hi, Hungry.

Sans: //whirls around with a child//

Sans: I'm dad.

Frisk: ...

Frisk: ...

Frisk: //smashes RESET//

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Disclaimer: The Undertale crack shorts belong to Underfaller (excluding the first two), "Judgement" belongs to TryHardNinja, Undertale belongs to TobyFox, and I don't know who owns the pictures but definitely not me!