9:10 pm
Jerebear: Mikey....╥﹏╥

9:11 (OMG)
Mikey: yea...?

9:13
Jerebear: WE HAVEN'T TEXTED IN THREE FLIPPINH DAYS!!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!

9:15
Mikey: I'm sorry I was so busy killing doll 255 million and 13 times

But ya know what I'll sing u a song

You know why?

CUZ IM ONE SNAZZY MUTHER FUCKER!!!!!

4:20
Jerebear: No no you don't have to do that! Nevermind (⌒_⌒;)
Why don't you go kill doll again!

9:17
Mikey: Come on Jere you know you love my singing!

9:19
Jerebear: .....

flashback brought to you by my senpai
(U know who u r (∩_∩))

Jere's POV
I was working on making a plan on stealing everyone's limons until there was this HORRIBLE sound! I looked out my window to see none other than Mike Schmidt!

With a boombox
His mixed tape
And wasn't even throwing rocks
It was Limon's
And I was hit by one
All of a sudden

*horrible singing and screaming like skrillex*
JEREBEAR I LUV YOU!!!!!
I WANNA FUCK YA EVERYDAY!!!!!
YOUR STUTTER IS SO DAMN HOT!!!
WHENEVER I SEE YOU I GET A LIL TENT!!!
AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
YOUR SCREAMS FOREVER IN MY HEAD!

BECUZ I LLLLLLUUUUUUUUV YOUUUUUUU JEREBEAR *dogs start howling*

JERE BE MINE FOREVER CUZ I FUCKIN LUUUUUUUV YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

My whole face was flushed! Also did I mention this WAS AT 3 IN THE MORNING!!!!
Everyone was looking out there windows.
Some people were taping it the WHOLE TIME and my reaction. And mike welllllll.....

The idiots over there bowing and swinging his boombox around.

And I guess someone called the cops...and well I don't wanna talk about the rest. But I remember him yelling 'IM SORRY I THOUGH THIS WAS AMERICA' (reference from Randy Marsh on South Park)

9:32
Mikey: Are you still mad about last time?

9:33
Jerebear: yes! I was on YouTube and you also started streaking on a lightpole thing on the street yelling 'come on Jere you know you love it!'

9:37
Mikey: oh that....hehehehe I only did it cuz I love you.....

9:40
Jerebear: *sighs* I love you too Mikey but don't ever do that again at least not in public geez! Even the last part with the lightpole thing.......

Jere's POV
After sending that text I totally regretted it because 10 minutes later of no reply my door was kicked down and I was tackled by Mike...and things got smutty.... all of this from a text.....ugh

I love him so much ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆