Slenderman: No, No, No, Nope.

Masky: (ﾟヘﾟ) ??

Slenderman: ...Kids, we lost our holiday costume.

Jeff: The red outfit we're supposed to wear for a whole week?

Slenderman: We have no funds or time to make a new one...

Slenderman: It's not necessary, but it can make this place less scary. Maybe we should find something red instead.

Jeff: Got it.

–He goes outside–

Husband: Pardon me, is this cafe still open?

Husband: Well, my wife and I need some place to AAAAAH

Wife: HENRY! OH MY GQD! WHAT DID YOU DO? Hello, 911? I want to report a... AAAAAH NOOO! AAAAAH!

SPLASH

Slenderman: (￣ー￣；

–door slams open–

SLAM!

Jeff: Okay, Red!

Jeff: What else do we need?

Slenderman: Uhhh...

Slenderman: ...A trunk...

Slenderman: And a shovel.

FIN

[A.N. "Creepypasta Cafe: Costume" belongs to Alloween on Deviantart. Where have these Creepypasta cafe-related comics & fanart been my whole life and I'm only seeing them now?! ...On Deviantart, apparently.]