Aye, see this SMILE? It's me not giving A F**K!!!

I'm not crying, I just can't stop bleeding!

Kate: Jeffery!!! I think someone's in my closet!!! I think it's Mr. Boogie!

Jeff:  Women, don't call me that. I'm Jeff the Killer. And relax, the boogie man is not in your closet and can you... GET THE H*LL OFF OF ME, KATE!!!

Kate: Not until you check it out, b***h!

Police cars: 🚔 🚔 🚔 *chasing the Creepypasta*

Jeff: *driving* This feels like the "Fast and the Furious"!

Kate: *clinging onto Ben* "Fast and the Furious" MY A**!!! We're going to die!!!

Ben: *clinging onto Kate* D:

(12 year old) Kate: Hey, Slendy, how are-

Slenderman: Baby's made will child it all start?

Kate: Wait, wut?

~~later~~

Slenderman: -and that's how babies are made.

Kate: ... *scarred for life*

Jeff: Hey, Kate! Did you ask SM how candy is made?

Slenderman: Sh*t...

Kate: I wonder what Slendy is doing.
*peeks into his room* Slendy, what are...

Slenderman: *eating some unfortunate kid* HISSSSSSS!!

Kate: *runs away in terror* H*ly m*th*r f*ck*ng sh*t! He HAS A MOUTH!

Slenderman: ??

Girl: Let's see if the jingle works on Slender!

Kate: Ok. Like a good neighbor, Slenderman is there.

POOF!!

Kate: H*ly sh*t is worked!

Girl: B*d*ss!

Slenderman: WTF do you want?!

Kate: Hello, there FRIEND.

Febreze: Spray me!

Kate: Just one spray, okay. *sprays*

Kate: Mmmm, one more. *sprays again*

~5 minute later~

Kate: F**K IT, I'M GOING TO SPRAY THIS S**T EVERYWHERE!!

Jeff: .__. ...

Ben: .__. No wonder it smells good!

Kate: ......

Kate: Why can't I hear anything? WTF there's something with--

Kate: *realizing* ...

Kate: I'M SUCH A DUMB***

Ben: I feel like a boss! Nothing can push me down!

Kate: Oh really?

Kate: Whoops. *push*

Ben: *falls* F**k!

Ben: *points* You did that on f**kin' purpose, didn't you? B***h.

Kate: *crosses arms* Nope, you just slipped.

Kate: ...

Jeff: ...

Kate: Hey, my cartoons are on Jeff!

Jeff: Good to hear.

Kate: Give the remote, f**ker!

Jeff: f**k you!

Kate: Fine!

~later~

Kate: Okay, I'll trade you this haircut coupon for the remote.

Jeff: Why do I need that?

Kate: B***h really? You look like a f**kin' girl. Well, if you don't want that, how about-

Kate: GRENADE MOTHER F**KER!

Jeff: Where the f**k did you get that?!

Kate: eBay!