Ben: Jack, I'll give you kidneys if you kiss Jeff!

EJ: You think I'd actually do it? I still have pride, idiot.

Ben: Oh, REALLY? *drops a box of kidneys on the table*  (￣∇￣)

EJ: !!!   （◎0◎）

Jeff: !!!  （・□・；）

Ben: A box of kidneys for you~  ｜*￣∇￣｜

EJ: ...

Jeff: ... (ーー;)

EJ: *turn to Jeff and says in a deep voice* Jeff...    .*:ﾟ（｀・ω・'）ゝﾟ:*.

Jeff: !!!  Σ(T□T)

EJ: *pounces on Jeff*

Jeff: Where's your pride?! Stay away! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

EJ: F**k my pride! Just give me your kiss!!   (~￣³￣)~

~~one kiss later~~

Jeff: My first kiss...   (*ﾉдﾉ)

Ben: That's your first kiss!? *laughing*   (ᗒᗨᗕ)

EJ: Nyam nyam... *happily eating kidneys* ＾ω＾

End...

(Comic made by 123Shei-chan321 on deviantart)
(... I went a bit overboard with the emoticons...)