Smile Dog:
Jeff!!! Master!!! Stand up!!!
I will never let you drink again!
If Slender saw you he would KILL YOU!

Jeff: *drunk*
SooOOoo giVE thEMMM BLOoD,
BlOOooOOD, GALLonS oF ThE STUFF.
GivE THEM aLL ThEY CAN dRInK
AND iT wiLL NEVVAAAAA
BEEE EnOUGH !!!!!!!