Peeta: KATNISS! 

Katniss: What do you want

Peeta: I just came to talk to you! 

Katniss: That's what you always say 

Peeta: I invited some friends too! 

*Cato, Marvel, Clove and Glimmer stand behind Peeta* 

Katniss: FOR THE LAST TIME, PEETA, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BEFRIENDING THESE PSYCHO KILLERS! 

Marvel: We're not psycho's, Katniss, we're high functioning sociopaths. Do your research. 

Peeta: Besides, I only wanted some friends! 

Clove: And we're only going to tell some stories today! 

*A little later on when a campfire is set up, the arena goes dark and Katniss, Peeta, Cato, Marvel, Clove and Glimmer are sat in a circle telling their stories* 

Peeta: And that's the story of how I threw bread at Katniss! 

Clove: That's cool, I once killed the neighbours cat with a throwing knife 

Glimmer: ONE TIME I GOT ACNE AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME

Marvel: How much acne? 

Glimmer: LIKE ONE SPOT, GIRL, IT WAS SO BAD THAT I HAD TO STAY OFF FOR LIKE A WEEK AND IT WAS LIKE SO BAD THAT LIKE I HAD TO PUT MAKE UP ON AND EVERYTHING 

Katniss: Would you SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE 

Peeta: I like acne! 

Cato: I HAVE A STORY TO TELL! *Waves hand around in the air* 

Marvel: You go, big guy! 

Cato: SHUT UP! *Throws rock at him* 

Marvel: *Ducks* Missed me! 

Cato: YOU BETTER SHUT UP, VOLDEMORT, OR NEXT TIME IT'LL BE THE SWORD

Clove: Not the diamond sword! 

Cato: *Leans forward and gets out pipe and pretends to smoke it* When I was a young boy...about the age of...the age of...the age...

 Glimmer: Cato? 

Marvel: It's OK, I got this! *Pulls out number cards* 

Cato: *Looks at number cards for a moment and then points to five* FIVE! ABOUT THE AGE OF FIVE! 

Clove: So what happened? 

Cato: When I was a young boy...about the age of six... 

Marvel: YOU JUST SAID FIVE! 

Cato: IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION 

Glimmer: OH MY GOD MARVEL SHUT UP 

Cato: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY...ABOUT THE AGE OF...FOUR. I went to the training centre in our district and I...made my first kill

Clove: Really? Who was it? 

Cato: Edward Cullen 

Katniss: ALL HAIL MASTER CATO! 

*All bow in his presence*