*In the 74th Hunger Games arena* 

Katniss: OK, Peeta, I know you're completely stupid and bake bread all day but there's something I actually have to do on my own rather than you trailing behind me like a lost puppy dog, is that understood? 

Peeta: All I understood in that very complicated soloiquy was bake bread but unfortunately Katniss there is no oven in The Hunger Games, whatever will I do? 

Katniss: What you will do is go and find some berries for us to eat. 

Peeta: I wonder if you can get bread flavoured berries here? 

Katniss: Well anything is possible in the Capitol, from Effie getting drunk on Haymitch's liquor and performing a live polka to the citizens on Panem without one of her colourful wigs to President Snow dancing naked to celebrate each Hunger Games so stranger things have happened...*Sigh* 

Peeta: I wonder, as it's the Quarter Quell next year and we're magically going to go to that and run after this cute guy called Finnick Odair, if he'll dance to sexy and I know it with the Peacekeepers and even do the wiggle. 

Katniss: Alright, I'm off see you in a bit and good luck with finding bread flavoured berries and an oven. 

Peeta: OK bye, Katniss... 

Katniss: *Leaves* 

Peeta: Well, now that she's gone...When I walk out the bakery! 

Foxface: Yeah! 

Peeta: This is what I see! 

Foxface: OK! 

Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is staring at me! *Picks berries and throws them onto his coat which is on the floor* I put passion in my loaf and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it! 

Foxface: YOU'RE PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT! *Eats berries* 

Peeta: Hey! Those are my berries! And I just know they're  - 

Foxface: *Dies* 

Peeta: Bread flavour? 

*Cannon fires and somewhere far away Katniss is casually skipping through the forest waving her bow and arrows around.* 

Katniss: I wonder who died? I HOPE IT'S PEETA! Wait a minute...Peeta? Peeta! PEETA! *Runs back to Peeta but finds only a coat with berries on* PEETA! PEETA! WHO TURNED YOU INTO BERRIES PEETA!? 

Peeta: Would you chill? Foxface just got killed because of my sexiness, you wait until Finnick hears about this! Not to mention Snow! 

Katniss: Oh, Peeta! Why didn't you eat the nightlock, Peeta! *Hugs Peeta* 

Peeta: That's nightlock! *Gasps* What's nightlock? 

Katniss: Something that can kill you...

Peeta: Oh OK...

Katniss: Well I'm going to go hunt now, bye...*Leaves* 

Peeta: Well, I wonder how the bread tastes in this? *Picks up berry* Well, I'm sure Cato would like it! *Writes on leaf* 

*A few hours later Cato comes across a pile of berries with a leaf on top saying: Dear Cutey Cato, left you some berries in case you got hungry. Lots of love Peeta xxx* 

Cato: Aww! Peeta loves me too! They look like bread flavour as well! My favourite! *Eats berry* Uh-Oh! *Dies* 

Peeta: *Jumps out of the bushes* MAY THE ODDS BE NEVER IN YOUR FAVOUR! *Dances* I'm Peeta and you know it!