Snow: *Opens up envelope decorated with flowers and hearts* This is the 75th year of the Hunger Games and this year you little sods will...go on a cinema trip? WHAT?! NO THIS IS NOT OKAY THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING MY FABULOUS DANCE. NO. WHOEVER WROTE THIS WILL DIE. 

Effie: Pft. Seneca wrote that and he's already dead. 

*Later on outside the nearest sassiest cinema* 

Katniss: Alright, team, we're going to the cinema. This is the only expensive thing District 12 can afford. They took all our food funds and spent it on this glorious 48 frames per second film producer. Are we ready? 

Peeta: Wheeeee! 

Marvel: Well it sucks that me and my friends are supposed to be dead and we won't get a role but I'm up for it. 

Glimmer: Me too! Cashmere looks like me! 

Clove: But nobody throws knives >_>

Cato: I CAN'T COUNT TO 48. 

Marvel: Slow down, big guy, I'm still writing up your number cards. 

Katniss: We must enter in an orderly fashion as we're a very large group and we don't want to upset anyone. Ready? Set? Go! *Opens doors* 

*All run in like a wild angry mob, crushing small children and alarming the workers* 

Cinema guy: Oh god it's just like the time when the Harry Potter crew visited... 

Katniss: *Slams five pound note on the desk* One archer, one baker, one Marvella, one blond, one emo, one thick guy and a bunch of others to see The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 

Cinema guy: Sorry miss but you're going to need a bit more than five pounds to get you all in. In fact, five pounds won't even get you one ticket. It's seven pound per ticket. 

Peeta: OH MY GOD THAT'S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN ONE HUNDRED LOAVES OF PERFECTLY BAKED BREAD *Faints* 

Katniss: *Grabs the cinema guy by his shirt* Let us in with the five pounds or...*Pulls out bow and arrow* FEEL MY WRATH. 

Cinema guy: OK! OK! JUST GO IN! 

Cato: Wheeeeeee! Adventure! 

Haymitch: Slow down, Bilbo Baggins, this isn't your film.

*Inside the cinema* 

Katniss: Okay, Cato, do you need to pee again before the film starts? 

Cato: Yes please! — never mind, too late. 

Marvel: *Sharpens spear* I can't wait to see how pathetic these other tributes are... 

*Film starts* 

Gale: HAHA! I'M STILL IN THE FILM LOSERS! WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT! 

Marvel: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION SQUIRREL *Throws spear at him* 

Katniss: MARVEL! 

Marvel: What? 

Katniss: His name is Gale! Not Squirrel! 

Effie: I still have fabulous hair though! Oh look! Mahogany reference! 

Cato: I EAT MAHOGANY FOR BREAKFAST

Effie: :O 

Cinema guy: We're selling the last bucket of popcorn, would anyone like it? 

All: ME!!! 

Cinema: OH GOD! REAL HUNGER GAMES! *Flees* 

Marvel: DIBS! I KILLED GALE! 

*Later on* 

Cato: *Walks out carrying a bucket of popcorn* 

Peeta: *Holding Katniss' ankle and she drags him along while she walks* MAAAAARRRRY MEEEEE! 

Clove: *Drags Gale and a drunk Haymitch out* 

Effie: *Walks out with arrow in her hair* 

Marvel: *Brushes his hands together in satisfaction* 

Harry Potter: CAN WE SEE CATCHING FIRE NEXT?!