On a scale of one to ten...
Peeta: *Jumps out of tree* Hi, Katniss!
Katniss: Go away
Peeta: Lets play a game!
Katniss: No
Peeta: Lets play 'On a scale of one to ten'!
Katniss: I'm good
Peeta: On a scale of —
Katniss: Go play the game with the careers, I'm busy searching Catching Fire news on my laptop *sighs*
*Over at the Careers' camp*
Cato: So do you think Bella looked better as a human or a vampire?
Peeta: HI, GUYS!
Clove: Peeta! Our old friend!
Marvel: How's it going?
Peeta: Great! Lets play a game!
Glimmer: Woo-hoo!
Peeta: OK! Cato! On a scale of one to ten how happy were you with the movie adaptation of the Hunger Games?
Cato: I don't know how to count to ten...
Marvel: *Pulls out number cards* Here you go, buddy. These might help.
Cato: Hmm...I think...EIGHT! *Waves number eight card around*
Peeta: Glimmer, on a scale of one to ten how in love are you with Cato?
Glimmer: I'm going to say nine. I would say ten but he sometimes accidentally pokes me with his sword
Cato: *Mutters* That wasn't an accident...
Peeta: Clove, on a scale of one to ten how much do you love your knives?
Clove: Eleven.
Cato: HE SAID OUT OF TEN. OH MY GOD, CLOVE, YOU'RE SO STUPID!
Clove: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Cato: I DON'T CARE! YOU EITHER FOLLOW THE RULES OR GET OUT!
Peeta: MARVEL! On a scale of one to ten, how much do you love Sandwiches?
Marvel: Sandwiches? How did you know I like Sandwiches?
Peeta: Because I bribed you with one to let me join the career group
Marvel: Oh yeah...anyway. I'm going to have to say one hundred
Cato: AND YOU THINK I CAN'T COUNT! *Pouts*
Glimmer: Peeta's turn! On a scale of one to ten how much do you like Katniss?
Peeta: Eight point five
Clove: Huh?
Peeta: Not everyone's perfect like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten...because I'm worth it.
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