Effie: Well, here we are again! To choose the tributes of the 74th annual Hunger Games! Ladies first! *Picks name* Primrose Everdeen! 

Prim: DON'T CALL ME PRIMROSE, OLD LADY! 

Effie: DON'T CALL ME OLD LADY, LITTLE GIRL! I spent a fortune on this wig...

Prim: *Sighs and begins to walk towards Effie* 

Katniss: Prim! *Steps out from the crowd* Prim! PRIM! *Peacekeepers hold her back* PRIM!!! 

Prim: WHAT?! I'M TRYING TO WIN THE HUNGER GAMES HERE! 

Katniss: You forgot your jumper! 

Prim: -_-' 

Katniss: Could you give this to Prim for me? Thanks. *Hands jumper to Peacekeeper and steps back in crowd* 

Effie: And now we will choose the boys and they come last because they smell! 

Haymitch: As she mocking me again? *Hic!* 

Effie: PEETA MELLARK! 

Peeta: OH YEAH! I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT! Wait - WHAT!?! 

Gale: YOU'VE JUST BEEN CHOSEN FOR THE HUNGER GAMES, IDIOT! *Chucks arrow at Peeta and it lands on his knee* 

Peeta: Would you look at that! The fit hunter guy just threw an arrow at my knee! TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE I CAN'T PLAY THE HUNGER GAMES! HA! 

Katniss: Aww poor ickle Peeta! I VOLUNTEER FOR PRIM SHE IS NOT HAVING A BOYFRIEND BEFORE ME! 

Prim: You've got Gale! 

Katniss: Well yeah...BUT I VOLUNTEER!

Effie: This is the Hunger Games not the Love Games! 

Haymitch: Hey, Effie, you looking so fine in that pink wig

Effie: *SLAPS* YOU'RE NOT HELPING! 

Katniss: Have fun in District 12, Prim! But don't touch Gale, he's mine. 

Prim: But you've got Peeta! 

Katniss: And Gale! It's not against the rules to have two boyfriends you know. 

Gale: Actually - 

Katniss: Quiet, you. 

Peeta: President Snow has probably made another rule... 

Effie: WOULD YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS HURRY UP! I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE! 

Katniss: *Shoots arrow at Effie's hair* 

Effie: That is mahogany! :O

*Later on President Snow holds a really really really important special Capitol announcement thing* 

Snow: And so, our tributes have been chosen and yada yada yada, you know that Cato guy even gives me the creeps can we have him killed before the games because that glare he does is kind of creepy... 

Peacekeeper 1: Sir, we need to hurry up. We're going to miss the cute little squirrel show if we don't hurry up with this broadcast. 

Snow:  SQUIRRELS! Alright, sorry. As I was saying, the tributes have been chosen yada yada yada - 

Peacekeeper 2: You've already said that, Sir. 

Snow: MY GOD IF YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS COME AND DO IT YOURSELF! 

Peacekeepers 1 & 2: Sorry, Sir. 

Snow: ANYWAY! Before I was so rudely interrupted...Every year we hold a special celebration for each Hunger Games and here it is...CUE MUSIC PEACEKEEPERS! 

Peacekeeper 1: *Turns on music* 

Snow: WHEN I WALK OUT THE MANSION! 

Peacekeeper 2: Yeah? 

Snow: THIS IS WHAT I SEE! 

Peacekeeper 1: Um, OK? 

Snow: SOME WEIRD CAPITOL CITIZENS ARE STARING AT ME - 

*Screen goes blank in Cinna's home* 

Cinna: I really think this should be a late hour thing, it's not suitable for children...Right, kids? 

Haymitch: Haymitch approves *Thumbs up* 

Effie: Effie doesn't care as long as no one stabs her mahogany again *Pouts*