Marvel: Hey, Glimmer. 

Glimmer: What's up? 

Marvel: Why are you called Glimmer? Do you glimmer in the sunlight like Edward Cullen? 

Cato: My god, Marvel, you can't just ask people why they're called Glimmer

Marvel: Why are you called Cato? Do you go Meow? 

Clove: My god, Marvel, you can't just ask people why they're called Cato

Marvel: Why are you called Clove? Do you like four leaf clovers?

Glimmer/Cato/Clove: SHUT UP! 

Marvel: FINE THEN! *Leaves* 

Glimmer: *Whispers* Why is he called Marvel? 

*Somewhere in the arena of the 74th Hunger Games* 

Peeta: CAMO - CAMO - CAMOUFLAGE, PAINTING CAMO! PA-IN-TING CAMOUFLAGE! 

Marvel: Why do you spell Peeta wrong? Did you want to be different? 

Katniss: My god, Marvel, you can't just ask people why they spell their name different

Marvel: Why are you called Katniss? Are you a cat like Cato too? 

Foxface: My god, Marvel, you can't just ask people if they're a cat 

Marvel: Why are you named after a fox? Were you raised by foxes? 

Peeta: My god, Marvel, you can't just ask people why Katniss named them something stupid. 

Marvel: *Sighs and walks off and sits on the cornucopia wearing the Forever Alone face* 

Gale: Hey, Marvel!

Marvel: Wait a second! You're not in the games! 

Gale: No I'm not. 

Marvel: Who are you and how did you get here? 

Gale: I'm Gale! And I'm from District 12! I fancy Katniss! I like making snares! I don't like the boy with the bread!  

Marvel: Why are you called Gale? Is it because you're G - 

Gale: DON'T SAY IT! 

Marvel: Say what? 

Gale: Enough with the gay jokes! 

Marvel: I was going to say girly but that's a nice replacement. 

Gale: You know Marvel, earlier I took an arrow to the knee but I think now it's gone. COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOUR FACE IN! 

Marvel: I don't think so! *Sunbathes on Corucopia and wears Trololo face* You can't get me!

*Later* 

Cladius Templesmith: And the winner of the 74th annual Hunger Games is Marvel! 

Marvel: DO YOU MIND I'M SUN - Wait, what? 

Claudius Templesmith: You've won the 74th Hunger Games

Marvel: Why is your name Claudius Templesmith? Do you have a Claudius Temple named Smith? 

Claudius Templesmith: *Groan* 

Marvel: Oh well, I win. MARVEL AT YOUR NEW VICTOR!