Katniss: *Looks as Peeta as the clock begins counting down until the bloodbath begins* 

Peeta: *Wiggles eyebrows* 

Katniss: Puh-lease you've had your eye on Cato since the replay of the reapings...

Peeta: Shh! Remember what Haymitch said! It's a television show! 

Cato: *Waves to Peeta* 

Peeta: *Squeal!* He looked at me! *Waves back* 

Marvel: Someone kill me now...

Clove: Me first...

Claudius: 5...4...3...2...1...GO KILL EACH OTHER YOU LITTLE SODS!

Cato: *Leaps off plate* MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! I SEE A BIG SHINY SWORD!

Peeta: *Skips off plate then looks around* Well, stuff this...*Runs off* CALL ME LATER CATO!

Katniss: Oh wow! A bow and arrow! *Goes to grab it* 

Glimmer: MINE! *Bites Katniss' hand* 

Katniss: OW! This really is The Hunger Games!

Cato: *Runs for sword* 

District 4 tribute: Mister Cato? 

Cato: NO! *Grabs sword and hits him on the head* 

Katniss: I can see why they cut out all the blood in the film *cringe* 

Cato: *Holds sword up and light shines down on it* 

Clove: Oh my goodness...

Marvel: Could it be? 

Glimmer: Yes. Yes, it could be. 

Cato: *Takes deep breath* DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD, SWORD MY SHINY SWORD SWORD. YOU CANNOT TAKE TAKE, TAKE MY SHINY SWORD SWORD. BECAUSE IT IS MY MY, MY SHINY SWORD SWORD! EVEN IF YOU COULD COULD, I WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU! 

Marvel: Somebody go and hit him